Cock Cage

My wife locked me in a Cock Cage.
by Minecraftfan5610 May 02, 2021
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alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.
Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!
by ginghah and the doctah December 07, 2013
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Winter Cock

When its that cold outside your cock decides to hibernate in your belly
Shit man its cold outside today. Tell me about it, Ive developed winter cock
by jpsowl December 13, 2012
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clown cock

A fuck up. One who fools around too much. Clown cockery: the act of clown cocking. Clown cocking :the madcap actions of the said clown cock.
You need to get serious and stop being a clown cock. The clown cockery has to stop now.
by irondaddy2262 October 11, 2016
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cock facilitate

To assist another in hooking up. Antonym to cockblock.
Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone to hookup because her roomate would cock facilitate, by leaving and giving them privacy.
by max100 May 31, 2009
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cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.
Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.
by Moojostuff November 18, 2009
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