A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.
"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."
by Brakin7 August 26, 2009
When nothing but an innocent errant space splits a proper noun and turns it into a sadistic command to kill
It was just a matter of time before a simple typo, Ed die, got him arrested for ordering the death of Axel Foley, arguably the most famous cop in Beverly Hills.
by You rReal Name July 08, 2020
thats what thetly ed sheeran) is the ship name between thats what the mask is...💔 and akdens (secretly ed sheeran). they're really fucking gay.
by caniputmyballsinurjaws July 24, 2021
being scared of ed sheeran, you see Ed in everyone who has red hair, usually is manifested with #edsheeean.
ed sheeran phobia:
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head
you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head
you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran
by eggsheeran August 28, 2021
by therealasswax January 05, 2024
When a male who has a semi erect penis brings the tip to his sexual partners index finger, said partners index finger then touches the tip. After this the male roles his foreskin over the sexual partners index finger, creating a foreskin engulfed finger. This creates a holy like moment between both parties that resembles the michelangelo painting.
by inDev_ April 04, 2021
by Stovepipemcginty September 15, 2021