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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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Ed Hiemer

having alzheimer affects/effects from t.h.c edibles.
I ate 100m.g of those pot edibles I became Ed Hiemer for 5 hours.
by Stovepipemcginty September 15, 2021
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a-verb-ing/ed

A colloquial, dialectal or old-fashioned way of speaking.

It could also mean that the subject has more incentive to do the action, according to sources.
(French guy here, if So wants to fix my writing)
If I hadn't a-been here...

The times they are a-changing

I told her I (had?) bought croissants and she came a-running

.A-verb-ing/ed.
by Totocar February 14, 2018
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big ed effect

when a person discovers that they are lesbian after a failed relationship with a degenerate man
i heard tom has the big ed effect.."
by vagetarian February 19, 2022
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Ed

Ed, a rather troubled individual who is unable to contain his laughter and reacts rather spontaneously to events which he pursues. Commonly used phrases, "What'd you have for dinner?", "Scav?", and more. A typical response to these Ed's is a kind and gentle "Fuck off fatty".
Hey Flynn, what'd you have for dinner? Ed moment.
by EdHater August 16, 2021
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BIGG ED

THAT GUY NAMED ED WITH 22 INCH BICEPTS THAT WILL CRUSH YOU,AFTER PUTING YOU IN A HEAD LOCK.
DON,T MESS WITH BIGG ED, HE WILL HURT YOU.
by HEAVY HITTER March 29, 2013
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2009-ed

A horrible phenomena that was created by a group of college students who were willing to do anything besides study for their exams. The word refers to the process of going back to someone face-book posts in the past and through liking and commenting bringing old status that deserve to stay dead into the present where everyone can then humiliate the original poster for their naivety and general lack of sense.
Mariah: Did you see that post on Charles wall? He said Twilight was awesome!
Erik: Yeah, someone must of 2009-ed him.
by The Other Watcher December 9, 2013
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