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SALTS

interesting phrase to use other than “LOL” meaning Smile A Little Then Stopped
Replying to a funny message say SALTS.
by Number one swiftie April 20, 2023
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SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped;
This is used when a person says something to you and you thought it was funny for a split second and then stopped laughing
Omgggg salts
by anonymous November 21, 2020
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Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
by Darksquid August 8, 2022
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salted zanky

when one puts a spicy substance on their penis.
jayson salted zanky ed while eating mexican food.
by billferd January 1, 2014
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Salted Rim

Ones asshole being rimmed with cocaine and having a partner snort it around the hole every time they tounge it
He was so excited to have his rim salted for the first time

She he was the best salted rim shes every had
by Gasworks1 January 17, 2023
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Salt demons

Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.

Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt

"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer

"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching

"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug

Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.

Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.

Salt demons.

Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
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Gay salt

My dad loves gay salt so much he even puts it up his nose!
by Bbg_central November 22, 2025
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