suspiciously straight

Someone who is so straight that it must be an act.
Often used by lesbians to describe me.

"Alex is suspiciously straight."
"What do you mean?"
"There's no way they are actually straight"

by FloatingPyro December 13, 2020

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Straight Simpin

When a person obviously shows the characteristic of being a Simp to another girl this can include Orbiting Being Desperate, or obsessive conversation with that person to the point where they ignore everyone else just to talk to her.

Yo max was straight Simpin

Bro def

by The Simp Professor January 9, 2021

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Super Straight

A sexuality formed in the 21st century popularizing on tiktok. It is for gay man who are closeted haunted by thoughts of beastality and maybe even acts against children. They don’t like other lgbtq+ Because it is too mature for a child or adult to comprehend and thus when they sleep with those over 18 they can not be trans nor a furry. They may also possess auth right tendencies in some instances. Kinks include but are not limited to: Pissing, Shitting, Sadism etc

“They are a Super Straight. Wow thats weird.”
“Ikr.”

by Lgbtq+ Professional. March 6, 2021

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Super straight

Just a bunch of jackass that are trying to hide the fact that there transphobic

Guy 1: I don’t date trans people

Guy 2:that’s transphobia

Guy 1:naw it’s cool I’m super straight

Guy 2: stupid ass mf Just because you give transphobia new name does it mean it’s not transphobia

by My TikTok is arson nuggets March 7, 2021

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Super Straight

It’s non existent shut the fuck up you social reject :)

I hate you “super straight” people

Chad: hey Todd I’m super straight I hope that’s ok?

Todd: no that’s ducking disgusting.

by Kermi March 10, 2021

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Slightly Straight

When someone is only attracted to transgender people born the same gender as them, but are now the opposite gender.

Girl 1: Hey! Can we go out?
Bob: Are you transgender?
Girl1: No. Why would you ask?
Bob: Oh, I'm Slightly Straight and I'm only attracted to trans women.

by Slightly Straight March 21, 2021

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