Carlos’ Mustang

All noisy and shit, but it is hella slow. No cap. And he knows it.

Jorge: Have you ride in Carlos’ Mustang?

Nelson: Yee and its just noise.

by Yee NGZ November 13, 2020

The Mustard Hotdog

During vaginal intercourse as you are pulling out and she shits on your dick like putting mustard on a hotdog then she proceed to give u head and eat her shit in one whole piece.

Me: I was fucking this chick the other day and she gave me The Mustard Hotdog.
Boy 1: Damn bro I wish my girl would give me The Mustard Hotdog.
Girl 1: You wish boy that's nasty as fuck I will stick to blumpkins.

by IIIMankebeater69III August 24, 2021

Toby Mustapha

A name that sounds hood but is not

Toby Mustapha you wanna go for a ride

by Adam mustapha September 3, 2021

angry mustache model

Per Bill Wurtz, a metonym/synonym for the austrian-born german pussy known as Adolf Hitler

Bill Wurtz: Germany's back featuring Hitler: The Angry Mustache Model

by InvaderInvader December 9, 2021

KRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY

KRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY, TO DEFINE SOMETHING THAT IS KRUSTY,MUSTY AND EVEN DUSTY.

“MOMMY MY NIKE TECH IS KRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY

by 1Bri1Br1 February 23, 2023

Colonel Mustard

This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.

Man my toilets about fed up with this colonel Mustard I dropped

by OneTimeBusted January 5, 2023

snorting mustard

When you have a mustard fetish and the amazing aphrodisiac-like taste of mustard turns you on and on. As the mustard sears into your nostrils and you are overpowered by the amazing taste of mustard entering your bloodstream, you orgasm hard again and again.

I drank a bottle of mustard. I could’ve stop because it tasted so good.

Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.

I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.

For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.

by Bad C dev January 12, 2023