MMFB

Make me feel better. Often used on Reddit.

I just got dumped, lost my house and my cat died all in the same day. MMFB

by liz6969696969 January 4, 2012

MMT

MMTing
1. The act of Party A deferring an action to Party B, then proceeding to pressure Party B till the action is completed, when Party A has every ability, means and time to complete the task, but chooses to defer in an attempt at one-up-manship.

Note: Some linguist state a claim for an advanced form of MMTing emerging:
1a. The act of Party A promising an action to Party B, then deferring the action to Party C, then pressuring Party D to have Party C complete the task in a timely manner.

Jack: Our Client, ABC Co., requires Eric's phone number, and they've been waiting for a few days. Would you give it to them?
John: Don't MMT me bro.

by blackbeard45 June 12, 2008

mmmm

A word barely literate incel males, and lazy assholes alike you to express that they are desire something usually perverted. This word should not be a part of your vocabulary if you have self respect.

Girl: I bought new shoes
Guy: mmmm nice
Girl: You are kinda creepy...
Guy: mmmm ya?
Girl: Ewww get away
Guy: Mmmm

Girl: Fuckin weirdo!
Guy: Marry me!
Girl: I'd rather die
Guy: Mmmm necrophilia

by luckykrystal June 9, 2018

mmm hmmm

Something Some Steriotypical black women say when either they know someones telling a lie or they dislike whats happening.
(can be spelt with more or less "m's")

woman: he said he was just going to hang out with her! black woman: mmm hmmm. that man is telling a damn lie!

by The Dark Knight Supriser February 1, 2016

MMA

MMA is commonly associated with big virgins from Stourport going by names such as “Ollie, mason, Aaron”
They tend to congratulate each other on there magnificently small penis’s

Hey dude, wanna start MMA

by Camel slut from Stourport March 30, 2020

E.M.M.S

an abreviation of emo,mini-mosher,sweatie ,used as a term in doncaster by the older members of the 'sweatie'or 'mosher' community community (16-19) tho many of this group (in doncaster) are what would be considered chavish by some. it refers to those who, wishing to join the 'gang' turn up wearing idiotic clothes and wielding cheap childrens toys and behaving in a manner befitting these trinkets. they are generally shunned by the majority of the group until they mature enough to hold a civilised conversation.

E.M.M.S 1: (playing with plastic dagger) bang bang ur dead !!:P
E.M.M.S 2: ha ha take tht , (prodding with plastic sword)

NORMAL PERSON : Ohh Shut the fuck up and grow up while ur at it !!

by D.T.C July 8, 2007

Red M&M

A virgin anal cavity on a homosexual man

Fred: Why did Zach break up with you?
Gerald: He said he only dates red M&Ms , not sluts.

by ThickKhalessi July 29, 2017