E.M.M.S 

an abreviation of emo,mini-mosher,sweatie ,used as a term in doncaster by the older members of the 'sweatie'or 'mosher' community community (16-19) tho many of this group (in doncaster) are what would be considered chavish by some. it refers to those who, wishing to join the 'gang' turn up wearing idiotic clothes and wielding cheap childrens toys and behaving in a manner befitting these trinkets. they are generally shunned by the majority of the group until they mature enough to hold a civilised conversation.

E.M.M.S 1: (playing with plastic dagger) bang bang ur dead !!:P
E.M.M.S 2: ha ha take tht , (prodding with plastic sword)

NORMAL PERSON : Ohh Shut the fuck up and grow up while ur at it !!

E.M.M.S by D.T.C July 8, 2007

d.r.e.a.m.s.m.p21 

amazing person who is very hawt and likes dsmp and reads a lot of books, and is one of my very few besties

d.r.e.a.m.s.m.p21 is so cool!
and swaggy

d.r.e.a.m.s.m.p21 by dreamwastackn September 5, 2021

E-M-S 

Erratic Memory Service

E-M-S: When your memory isn't functioning well..

E-M-S by nope12334455667567 August 31, 2007

E.M.S. 

think about it duh.

Eat my shit!

Jamie, you can E.M.S. you red haired clown!

E.M.S. by mexican-jumping-bean November 12, 2010

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

E.M.S.P. 

E.M.S.P. = Early Morning Stoned Pimp

Kid Rock feat. Uncle Kracker - E.M.S.P.

E.M.S.P. by strigoi300Oxnard April 23, 2011

E.M.S. 

Stands for "Eat My Shit" (NOT Emergency Medical Service). See also, "S.M.D.," which stands for "Suck My Dick". Both acronyms are useful in social siutations where you wish to make an urgent, direct point; but full expression might be inappropriate, embarrassing, or just plain bad for your health or well-being.

Hey, you over there by the casserole, E.M.S.!

E.M.S. by Visionary Philosopher April 4, 2004