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(made me chuckle) half the time when people say lol, it's either not funny or just a little funny in which makes you end up chuckling.
That joke the new guy said was corny mmc.
by A black dude in Hawaii July 12, 2011
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Modern Marketing & Commerce - A great place to work that is full of amazing world class people that know how to put the customer at the center of the business.
MMC builds sustainable, high-value relationships between people and businesses.
by Meandering Mollusk July 26, 2019
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An acronym (Mutual Manual Coitus) that refers to the act of two people (m/f, f/f, m/m, etc.) simultaneously masturbating each other.
You down for some MMC tonight?
by SouthernGrip69 May 23, 2010
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a group of dope ass, pong playin, show goin, gym shorts wearin, whoop yer ass if you step out of line type o' niggas. Most notably is their uncanny skill to sink pong balls into red solo cups and kick yer ass off the table so quick yer dick will turn inside out and grow a clit. Come to an MMC party and yer guaranteed to get drunk because youre guaranteed to get kicked off the pong table no matter how "good" you think you are. Started off as a Diablo clan, now Fayetteville legends, "We can do 1 on 1, but if you win... yer fucked."
Guy 1: "DAMN! You said WHAT about WHO?! Be careful, you gon' end up dead! Dat nigga's MMC! AINT YOU KNOW?!"
by Rizzlenator August 24, 2010
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The Master Masturbation Club! For anyone who masturbates on a daily bases and is excited to learn more.
Marta joined the MMC to learn new masturbation techniques.
by Inchworm55 January 11, 2017
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it stands for "Master Mother Creeper". it is a kind of person who is so indescribably creepy that they hav such skill in the art of creeping, they hav formed a special academy for teaching all the creepy little babies of the world to creep better...
Parent 1: man, when did my kid become such a creeper...?
Parent 2: oh, well they might hav been enrolled in MMCA, u kno, that new place that unloving parents send their children...
Parent 1: ugh... *sigh* i thought i told my husband to stop reading those wierd ads in Creeper Monthly...
EDLOATIBAS IT
by poorGardenChild December 20, 2009
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