The gathering of the finest specimens at the front of the math C classroom. These legends are too smart for maths a/ general
by Crandice May 22, 2019
Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.
by Anarchist October 18, 2003
When quarantine has you practicing your musical instrument as soon as you finish your math homework.
by Pialinist June 10, 2020
A fun game that has no math in it whatsoever. You can play it when your teachers says "Play something educational." That's your cue to play Cool Math Games.
by Me, Myself, and I! (Just Me!) March 16, 2021
Where did you meet here?
At the club last night. After you left she ran into me at the bar. We talked a while and I checked her math. Should be closing the deal tonight.
At the club last night. After you left she ran into me at the bar. We talked a while and I checked her math. Should be closing the deal tonight.
by JayBroDude October 15, 2008
Common Core math is the rotten stuff they teach kids at school. But let's get real. We hate it because it's making our kids smarter than us. During quarantine, I'm perfectly fine teaching my 1st Grader. But Common Core has made my fifth grader smarter than me.
Me: What is a scatter plot?
Child: It's a diagram, mom.
Me: This doesn't make sense.
Child: It's Common Core Math, Mom.
Child: It's a diagram, mom.
Me: This doesn't make sense.
Child: It's Common Core Math, Mom.
by hamilfan_for_life November 30, 2020
1. You never know till the negative square roots hit you.
2. Someone who is envious of Band-Trip Boyfriends.
3. Rules the small dark alleys of permutations.
2. Someone who is envious of Band-Trip Boyfriends.
3. Rules the small dark alleys of permutations.
by meowz. April 05, 2009