Tosser that seems to present 72% of Channel 4's output, especially their 100 Greatest lists, but is about as funny as a case of cholera. He must have a damn good agent, though.
"I wonder who'll be presenting The 100 Greatest Nazi War Atrocities on Channel 4? Oh look, it's that wanker Jimmy Carr. Can't they afford somebody better or something?"
by OD Smith March 07, 2005
When you were expecting the dick to taste gross cause of the person it was connected to but it honestly wasn't that bad.
Friend, "How was last night bitch"
Me, "not as bad as I thought actually, he turned out to be a Jimmy-Dean"
Me, "not as bad as I thought actually, he turned out to be a Jimmy-Dean"
by 🦎🦎🦎 December 19, 2016
by antwine June 15, 2007
To be screwed over; To get the sausage. To get dicked over.
To reference the dick or trouser sausage.
To reference the dick or trouser sausage.
by CPTJoe October 17, 2007
When you've fallen for a prank i.e : kids I ate your Halloween candy or Mom, how do I cook a 25 pound turkey in the microwave?
by Liliz C. November 22, 2017
While masturbating, some men, and usually using lubricant, rub a spot on their penis that causes their leg to shake. Much like scratching a dog when getting scratched in the right way makes their leg shake.
John: Dude, I think the guy in the men's room was masturbating in the stall.
Adam: How do you know?
John: He had the jimmy leg goin and everything!
Adam: How do you know?
John: He had the jimmy leg goin and everything!
by AJ February 16, 2005
A much overrated gutarist. Most famous for his days in Led Zeppelin when he dabbled in designer darkness as a follower of Alister Crowley, his ability to consume massive quantities of Jack Daniels, and being shackled to the toilet by the band's manager.
He did a lot of session work that no-one cares about except other session musicians and music snobs. Has done numerous side projects including a failed attempt at a film score, forming the short-lived band The Firm with Paul Rodgers of Bad Company fame, and the only decent thing he's ever done - working with David Coverdale (who makes a much better Robert Plant than the original) for the Coverdale/Page album and, sadly, a short-lived tour of Japan.
He made one solo album, Outrider, using a guest vocalist that no-one knows the name of and that no-one could care about. He managed to rope up former Zeppelin member Robert Plant to do guest vocals on one track which is the only reason the album sold at all - the rabid Robert Plant fangirls had to have it.
Supposedly had a bagful of his incomplete/unfinished/unpublished songs stolen and has since refused to do another solo (or indeed any other) project because of that. He occasionally works on remastering some of the Led Zeppelin back catalogue to keep up the spirits of the fanboys who pine over the yearly reunion rumors and to keep money rolling in.
Is still hung up over the loss of his Gibson "Black Beauty" Les Paul custom guitar which was "stolen" (meaning sold off to pay for drugs) in 1970.
He did a lot of session work that no-one cares about except other session musicians and music snobs. Has done numerous side projects including a failed attempt at a film score, forming the short-lived band The Firm with Paul Rodgers of Bad Company fame, and the only decent thing he's ever done - working with David Coverdale (who makes a much better Robert Plant than the original) for the Coverdale/Page album and, sadly, a short-lived tour of Japan.
He made one solo album, Outrider, using a guest vocalist that no-one knows the name of and that no-one could care about. He managed to rope up former Zeppelin member Robert Plant to do guest vocals on one track which is the only reason the album sold at all - the rabid Robert Plant fangirls had to have it.
Supposedly had a bagful of his incomplete/unfinished/unpublished songs stolen and has since refused to do another solo (or indeed any other) project because of that. He occasionally works on remastering some of the Led Zeppelin back catalogue to keep up the spirits of the fanboys who pine over the yearly reunion rumors and to keep money rolling in.
Is still hung up over the loss of his Gibson "Black Beauty" Les Paul custom guitar which was "stolen" (meaning sold off to pay for drugs) in 1970.
"OMG, Jimmy Page is like the God of Guitars, man."
Sorry dude, Eric Clapton had that title long before Pagey did.
Sorry dude, Eric Clapton had that title long before Pagey did.
by Anonymous December 24, 2004