Battle-Jesus is the modernized savior from old. This version of Jesus tots a handgun, and tots an Uzi. Instead of the peaceful all-loving savior we are used to knowing, Battle-Jesus faces you with fire and brimestone. Destroying the sinners, and cleansing the world of all evil. This meaning that only hippies will be left, because they just sit around and smoke dope, and love the trees. And the bible aint saying nothin bout tree-sex.
Though, there have been, of course, varied versions of Battle-Jesus made throughout the course of history. Most notabley, a GI Joe Jesus figure.
Though, there have been, of course, varied versions of Battle-Jesus made throughout the course of history. Most notabley, a GI Joe Jesus figure.
Battle-Jesus!
Battle-Jesus is here.
Battle-Jesus!
Sinners cower in fear.
Battle-Jesus!
Armageddon on your Doorstep.
Battle-Jesus!
Death 'til only hippies are left.
Battle-Jesus!
Battle-Jesus is here.
Battle-Jesus!
Sinners cower in fear.
Battle-Jesus!
Armageddon on your Doorstep.
Battle-Jesus!
Death 'til only hippies are left.
Battle-Jesus!
by Battle-Jesus February 3, 2007
Get the Battle-Jesus mug.Someone of "Rohrs" status. Or someone who will not answer to anyone in the ranks of MAJ and below, or CSM. Someone who "media" is ALWAYS wanting to talk to, of military celebrity status. A prize pig one who swoops in with anger and knowledge to save you and has a Silver lining. Someone whos technical skill and courage under fire had enabled the flight to safely accomplish an incredibly difficult rescue under the most challenging conditions.
Look at him, he just pulled a baby medical jesus.
If your ever in a sticky situation just ask yourself WWPD? (What Would Pete Do?)
Hey Baby Medical Jesus!!!!
If your ever in a sticky situation just ask yourself WWPD? (What Would Pete Do?)
Hey Baby Medical Jesus!!!!
by Someone they know February 14, 2010
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A person of great daring and courage. Brave and trustworthy, defender of the weak, unusually wise and cunning. Generally attractive, adventurous and athletic.
Willing to fight at the drop of a hat and not afraid to try anything, as long as it does not involve acts of hosexuallity, beastiallity or sodomy, and does not impare thought.
Willing to fight at the drop of a hat and not afraid to try anything, as long as it does not involve acts of hosexuallity, beastiallity or sodomy, and does not impare thought.
A Jessen just kicked your dad's ass for being a wife beating, speed snorting, lazy, crossdressing, cock smoking, cum gargling, child molesting, turncoat, peice of shit!
by The Original Chipper November 26, 2010
Get the Jessen mug.A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.
John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?
by TGBen December 30, 2008
Get the Jesus Christ on a cracker mug.Jessie's are normally kind, funny, and has a wonderful personality. Once you have her keep her cause she will make you feel special and loved. She is an awesome friend, she'll understand you and accept you the way you are. They are usually outgoing wierd and athletic so how about you send this to a Jessie or if you are a Jessie reading this well feel special cause you are!
by Anonymous 113377 June 29, 2018
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by happydragon0218 April 16, 2015
Get the Jessica mug.(1)a female with both looks and brains, but doesn't have to use them to attain popularity; the opposite of a paris hilton
(2)a attractive multi-racial female, also known as a dark angel. Similar term: halle berry
(2)a attractive multi-racial female, also known as a dark angel. Similar term: halle berry
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