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James is a beast he don’t play any games with nobody he is loving, caring and very down to earth. James is a lover boy and doesn’t cheat but he knows every last girl on this planet is a hoe so he gotta slay these hoes. Get you a James 🤝
Hey you are James
James by Jamesthehoeslayer November 22, 2021
James is the kind of man you never want to let go of! He’s kind and patient and always puts others above himself. He’s the kind of guy who even when your having a terrible day can always find a way to make you smile! James are usually the funniest ones In the room… they have a certain charm about them which makes them liked by practically everyone! Not too mention their obvious attractive traits, their jaw dropping smile, deep gorgeous brown eyes and their perfectly tanned skin! They are also the most poetic and romantic of all men, because of this you’ll usually end up finding yourself blushing while speaking to them. They are super goofy and spontaneous while also mature and smart and so they love to go on crazy adventures with you but will also keep you in check. He somehow always makes you feel loved, makes you feel like you matter when no one else does or when you feel like your not enough, he’s always there to support! If you have a James in your life be sure to be as loyal and steadfast as he is, never lose him! 🤍
Person#1: wow he’s absolutely perfect who is he?
Person#2: oh thats James!
James by JellyBeanJane November 22, 2021
James is a guy that gets all the girls
Look out it’s James, he problably gonna steal yo girl.
James by Mike_Scott November 23, 2021
A James is a pessimistic sneering curmudgeon of a man, often found making cutting remarks about the popular choices of his peers in an echo chamber of his own narcissism

A James can be caring, loving, even altruistic at times but this is merely a veneer to a more irritable pedantic undercurrent that underpins his worldview. A James is loathe to find themselves among the credulous masses, posting old pictures to social media or worse still, posting falsified hyperbolic definitions of their forenames

A James is stoic, unmoved by contemporary culture and a bastion for the virtues espoused by previous generations. They are most likely to be seen drinking sparkling water without irony and waxing lyrical about the smell of book pages. Do not approach a James without caution, their general acidity (physically, vocally, emotionally, mentally) is known to upset even the most unfaltering PH levels amongst biological sentients. They generally like order, they dislike waffles
He’s been a proper James about this today
James by The Afatar November 23, 2021
James is an absolute ALPHA. He hits 360 no scope flick shots with his eyes closed while eating mountain dew and snorting Doritos
Peter: Bro did you just do a James!
Jamie: Nah didn't have any Dorito dust to snort.
James by Coffee Club Cock November 22, 2021
This person ego is huge and that not the only thing wink face
James: I am James I have a massive ego
James by Dhehdhehehe November 22, 2021