Mr. Dick Ear

Mr. Dick Ear is the term you would call someone who has an ear fetish and enjoys putting their dicks into people's ears.

She found out that the strange man was a Mr. Dick Ear when he tried to have sex with her ear.

by Undesirable.savage May 22, 2016

Indiana Ear Mite

Dried crusts of semen left in the ear canal, after a night of intoxicated debauchery.

Crystal had to clean out her Indiana Ear Mites, after Jamal drank too much and lost control of his aim.

by Moon Dog Rex August 11, 2023

pistol grip ears

Grabbing the right and left ears as hand grips as guides for oral Sex.

I used my girlfriends pistol grip ears and made her lick my scrotum.

by Scans old lady March 19, 2018

Travis Scott's ear

Travis scott is an ear

Woah is that Travis scott's ear from fortnite?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Hench neck December 08, 2020

fuck me ears

When a person, typically a woman, who has outrageously big ears, which would sereve as handles durring a blowjob.

She had some great fuck me ears to hold onto.

Think Jessica Simpson in Employee of the Month.

by p_man October 17, 2008

cheers big ears

Used in Australia as an acknowledgement of one's mates before having a large swig of an ice cold beer. Not any other drink, not any other temperature. Beer only. Ice cold.

As well as other responses such as "up your nose with a rubber hose" the one true response if a nod and a wink whilst saying "Fuck off Noddy!".

Bloke 1: My shout
Bloke 2: Schooner of New
Bloke 3: Pint of SuperDry
1: No worries, back in a sec
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.
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1: Here you go (whilst handing around beers)
1: Cheers Big Ears
2&3: Fuck off Noddy!

Drink a decent mouthful.

by SmackyMcTavish October 31, 2015

Dog Ear Tits

Tits that look like they have been pressed flat and have a wide connection at the body and narrow ending at the nipple, triangular in shape.

Richard "That girls tits look like a basset hounds ear. "
Greg "I'm sure she has a small litter of kids so they had milk then deflated forming Dog Ear Tits"

by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014