Bi-Handed

When you can use either hand left or right to write paint draw, etc.

Kid1: I'm righty what are you?
Kid2: Well...give me a pen I really don't know.
*kid1 hands kid2 a pen*
Kid1: WOAH! You can write with either hand, that's friggin' sweet.
Kid2: Aww, I guess...
Kid1: Dude not many people can do this. They have a special name for people like you.
Kid2: What would that be?
Kid1: Bi-handed
Kid2: Haha! I guess I'll be a freakshow for awhile since you pointed that out.

by Deztiny October 20, 2010

German Butt Handkerchief

A cloth used primarily for butt sneezes. Invented by Germans.

Oh god! I ate diarrhea last night and have been shitting straight fire all day long. Do you have a German Butt Handkerchief?

by TAINT BOT May 1, 2010

Caught yellow-handed

A way of saying caught red-handed. This term usually applies to people of Asian descent.

Ching Chong was caught yellow-handed.

by The Yellow Fellow November 8, 2018

handle-bar mustache

some one who had a mustache that exceeds their chin and just really sucks bad

someone gay

by bob December 5, 2003

handlebars

A guy with great biceps that can be used to hold onto during intimate engagements.

Oh my gosh...look at the handlebars on that boy!

I'd like to wrap my hands around those handlebars.

by Ryan K. August 12, 2005

handbecapable

Someone who parks there car in a handicap parking space without being handicaped is handbecapable.

"Look at that parking space right up front be the door, hell I'm Handbecapable so I can park there.

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

Handleless Plunger

An item that bandgeeks use for kinky sex.

Oh, bandgeek, shove the handleless plunger deeper into the recesses of my instrument!

by Psycho Bugler March 30, 2009