Facetiously, a person who is obviously very ill and should stay home and not spread his "gift" around in public places, such as the office, the movie theater, etc.
Every winter, Ron becomes a gift giver---there are always at least two or three people who come down with the flu after he puts his germy paws all over the file cabinets! Why the f*** doesn't he stay home?!
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verb. To take a grif, this is a process that involves the following: Peeing, smoking, and of course...refilling your beer.
Synonyms: Grift
*may also involve having a quickie, when possible.
Synonyms: Grift
*may also involve having a quickie, when possible.
by Candi Apple June 29, 2009
Get the Grif mug.When you take such a large dump that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl several times. Also known as laying cable.
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Get the Griffin mug.A way to royally screw over your friends...especially 2 Pump Chump...by taking away all the gifts he desperately wanted and giving him a Sex Yoga Mat so he could go home and get lucky with his wife but be incredibly jealous of all the alcohol he missed out on!!!!!
After showing up to a White Elephant gift exchange with a spectacular gift for his friends, Leonard had all of his gifts stolen from him because his friends couldn't open up their own gifts, so he ended up with a yoga mat and a hangover.
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