gift giver

Facetiously, a person who is obviously very ill and should stay home and not spread his "gift" around in public places, such as the office, the movie theater, etc.

Every winter, Ron becomes a gift giver---there are always at least two or three people who come down with the flu after he puts his germy paws all over the file cabinets! Why the f*** doesn't he stay home?!

by pentozali September 25, 2013

griff

no definition required, will be dead in the next couple of weeks due to drug overdose

a fucked up drug cunt

by tom March 8, 2003

griff

Stupid griffball

Andrew Griffin

by Meh June 12, 2003

Grif

verb. To take a grif, this is a process that involves the following: Peeing, smoking, and of course...refilling your beer.

Synonyms: Grift

*may also involve having a quickie, when possible.

"Be right back guys, gotta go pull a grif."

by Candi Apple June 29, 2009

Gift Wrapped

When you take such a large dump that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl several times. Also known as laying cable.

Fat guy from mailroom: Hey man, I just gift wrapped the toilet.

Jacinto: Thanks for the warning...

by wtfnowaykthxbye August 23, 2008

Griffin

A person that enjoys drinking water, and looks like a Dogfish.

Last night you pulled a Griffin what were you thinking?

by RBL SULEJMANI April 20, 2018

white elephant gift

A way to royally screw over your friends...especially 2 Pump Chump...by taking away all the gifts he desperately wanted and giving him a Sex Yoga Mat so he could go home and get lucky with his wife but be incredibly jealous of all the alcohol he missed out on!!!!!

After showing up to a White Elephant gift exchange with a spectacular gift for his friends, Leonard had all of his gifts stolen from him because his friends couldn't open up their own gifts, so he ended up with a yoga mat and a hangover.

by J Money Money December 14, 2016