Like a bestfriend but all they do is annoy you & and are very hard to get rid of. Unfortunately bug spray will not work on these large beasties.
I'm sure we've all proberly had one of these....Pest friends, or stil do?AAAAahhgGGGRRhhrr. I got a call from my pest friend... to chew my ear off.
by wibblewobblewobble October 16, 2008
Get the pest friend mug.Thomas Friedman is an ex-pornstar and op-ed writer for the New York Times. Friedman is a 'radical centrist, and writes from the point of view of the creamy middle of the political spectrum. Like other journalistic hacks, he believes that bipartisanship for the sake of bipartisanship is the greatest good politicians should strive for, regardless of the outcome. He is also known for his advocacy of a 'Third Party' candidacy for president, despite the fact that most of his political views are already represented by Centrist Democrats and President Obama.
Friedman is often criticized for his bizarre writing style. As Matt Taibbi famously put it: "He has an anti-ear, and it's absolutely infallible; he is a Joyce or a Flaubert in reverse, incapable of rendering even the smallest details without genius."
Friedman is the author of "The World is Flat, which is wrong, because the Earth is actually round.
Friedman is often criticized for his bizarre writing style. As Matt Taibbi famously put it: "He has an anti-ear, and it's absolutely infallible; he is a Joyce or a Flaubert in reverse, incapable of rendering even the smallest details without genius."
Friedman is the author of "The World is Flat, which is wrong, because the Earth is actually round.
Guy #1: Did you read today's Thomas Friedman op-ed? He was talking about how a Paan vendor in Mumbai told him that globalization is like an inverted ice cream cone with a sizzling steak on top of it with a wireless internet connection. I've got no clue what the hell he's talking about.
Guy #2: No, I don't read Thomas Friedman. I'm not a lobbyist or a corporate CEO.
Guy #2: No, I don't read Thomas Friedman. I'm not a lobbyist or a corporate CEO.
by Ufotofu9 August 5, 2011
Get the Thomas Friedman mug.1. Deriving pleasure from the pain of a friendship that you wish was something more.
2. Protecting a friendship by not making a move despite having feelings for the other party involved.
3. Attempting to remain friends with a person that broke up with you, knowing full well it will destroy you.
2. Protecting a friendship by not making a move despite having feelings for the other party involved.
3. Attempting to remain friends with a person that broke up with you, knowing full well it will destroy you.
The guy knew that continuing to talk too, and hang out with, her would mean he's in a masochistic friendship at best.
He has so many girls as friends that one or two are bound to be masochistic friendships.
He has so many girls as friends that one or two are bound to be masochistic friendships.
by -DJP- September 27, 2011
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Friend: Man you've been playing for 3 hours!
You: Yed I jknow
Friend: Dude what was that?
You: I havbe keyboard freeze.
Friend: Go take a break and do some exercise!
You: Yed I jknow
Friend: Dude what was that?
You: I havbe keyboard freeze.
Friend: Go take a break and do some exercise!
by Armoured_Potato August 23, 2012
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Joe: "Dude my mom looked on my Netflix and I'm in deep shit because it said I watched American Pie!"
Steve: "It was probably Dave, freaking douche. Why do you like him?"
Joe: "He's just a Netflix friend. I hate him"
Steve: "How did he get your password?"
Joe: "He begged me for days because he couldn't wait to see the newest House of Cards. Fuckin' lying bitch"
Steve: "It was probably Dave, freaking douche. Why do you like him?"
Joe: "He's just a Netflix friend. I hate him"
Steve: "How did he get your password?"
Joe: "He begged me for days because he couldn't wait to see the newest House of Cards. Fuckin' lying bitch"
by e.e. cummings October 6, 2013
Get the Netflix Friend mug.John Freeman is the star in the action packed thriller 'Half Life Full Life Consequences' written by squirrelking. He is Gordon Freeman's brother and went on an adventure to help him where he was.
John freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
by that one guy you saw once November 2, 2013
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