flop nugget

A flop nugget is a vagina with long floppy lips like wilted donkey ears.

Gina has to wear two pairs of panties while she jogs to keep her flop nugget from bruising her inner thighs.

by gillnet1 March 18, 2014

Flop

A person with a fake dick.

Niki is a flop.
Niki has a flop.

by american_ psycho March 12, 2016

Flop

Definition; A spineless creature, with the inability to stand tall
Adjective; what a weak cunt, he's such a flop.

He's got no backbone, what a flop

by I eat soap May 19, 2016

Floosh

Floosh is the company Floosh, Inc.
Creator of a self contained, solar powered luxury restroom for outdoor weddings and special events. Derivation: flush with two o's -- because it has a porcelain flushing toilet. www.floosh.com

We rented two beautiful Floosh units for our wedding. Everyone loved them!

by flooshdotcomowner February 12, 2017

Flop job

When a man puts a chicken on his penis, breaks the wing so it can only spin in a circle, and then snaps the neck to make everything tighten up just before he cums.

I went to the chicken coop this morning and got a flop job

by CRuffian May 31, 2017

floasting

when u like someone but u don’t want to make it obvious so you roast them in order to not show ur flirting.

Stephanie: “OMG Brenda you’re totally floasting right now!”
Brenda: “What’s floasting?”
Stephanie: “It’s what all the kool katz do these days, they roast to act like they don’t like you, when really they in fact do.”

by spicybruv June 4, 2018

Flop

Australian slang for either, dickhead, or dopey cunt.

Sandra is a flop

by Nibnob September 6, 2018