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fight the mong

verb: To "fight the mong" (also to "fight it")

This usually means that instead of monging, you're going on a trek.

It can mean simply keeping your eyes open, or even mean picking your drunken self up off the pavement. How you "fight it" depends on how monged out you are.
"Let's play football - come on, fight the mong lads!"

"Fight the mong Eric, it's closing time for fuck's sake"
by Kirkham November 23, 2003
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Fighter137

what you call a "good boy who loves jesus"

the famed "rentboy signature linker" on the Project Reality Forums
Fighter139 is a Fighter137.
by PRowns August 25, 2010
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Fight me

When you prove your point and you make someone feel dumb about it
“And thats why 2x8=16 Fight me😘
by Ayye_Meggs November 7, 2019
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Virtual_Fighter

Usually associated with someone with wierd temper problems, a fetish for huge cocks, and owning a forum for fags.

You can also identify someone as a Virtual_Fighter if they have pictures of men all over their walls, have an obsession with kiddy porn, and act like a douche to anyone who isn't Canadian.
Man: OH DEAR GOD IS THAT A HOMOSEXUAL/PEDOPHILE!?
Woman: Nah, it's just a Virtual_Fighter.
by Nathan-es-wroffle August 27, 2007
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Sequence Fighter

a fucking paki bastard who stinks and doesnt deserve to live
johb: man akmal is such a sequence fighter!!
cris: i know i wish he was dead like he belongs
by Plasticsssss October 21, 2008
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Foo Fighters

1. A band lead by Dave Grohl, which was formed after Nirvana broke up due to Kurt Cobain's suicide. This is that one rock band that everyone has heard but half of the people have no clue who made the song.
2. A person who "saw" UFO's during WWII
1. Guy 1: Whats that band playing?
Guy 2: That is the Foo Fighters

2. Great Grandpa: I DANG DUN MEAN IT BILLY I DUN SAW DEM DURN UFO WHOSHYJIGGITS.
Billy: No, you saw the band.
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Portuguese Knife Fight

Something, especially referring to an event, that is casually violent or chaotically aggressive; everyone involved has a reckless, devil-may-care attitude towards the (often serious or important) problem or topic at hand.

Popularised by the band Cage The Elephant, with their song 'Portuguese Knife Fight'.
Zach Casualrapeford: Hey Brock, you seen Barron around?
Brock Chesterwood: Yeah bro, it turns out Ashley reported him to the principal about him raping Stacey. He said he was going to have a word with her and her boyfriend, but he looked like he was gonna get into a Portuguese knife fight instead.
Zach Casualrapeford: I hope he sorts that mess out before his parents find out.
by AussieManDiaz December 7, 2017
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