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More Fucked up than Jerry's kids 

The adjective that describes someone who has achieved the most coveted form of intoxication. It refers to the disabled/mentally challanged children that recieve the money raised by the telethon conducted by Jerry Lewis. Although your fellow friend is not reciving money through a telethon, they display many of the same characteristics of a retard (drooling, unintelligable language, uncooth gestures, pulling pants to the ankles to piss)
Dude - look at this shit! Your boy passed out on the shitter while wiping his ass, and now the muthafucker is crashed out on the floor of a bathroom stall with ass paper hanging out of his corn-hole. Your boy is more fucked up than Jerry's Kids!

puddle fucked 

When playing a racing game such as PGR4 with weather effects, and during racing losing traction because of running threw a puddle of water, causing you to run into a wall or spin out.
1.OMFG I was puddle fucked!!!

2.ROTFLMAO You were puddle fucked, that’s what you get for running me off the road you noob!!
puddle fucked by Tra1n (gamertag) January 5, 2008

[Clown Fucked] 

Fucking someone doggie style while making a high pitched laugh sounding like a midget clown laughing.
Ex. Dudeee I totally clown fucked that chick, you should have seen her expression when she heard me cum.
[Clown Fucked] by Alex Sarman October 23, 2008

Bench Fucked 

To be stood up or ditch by someone, usually on a potential date. Derived from the stereotypical fact that people always wait while sitting on benches when they get stood up. Either that or when you get ditched the only thing left for you to get fucked by is the bench you're sitting on.
"Brian never showed up for our date on Friday, he totally bench fucked me!"
Bench Fucked by street_thrilla March 22, 2009

i fucked it 

royally screwing up in an given situation .
i fucked it by overlordsuru August 25, 2017

I fucked your mom shit lips 

When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.
Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*

Jake Fucked 

When you experience an unexpected death and/or lose money due to another person not being around. That person is usually Fat.
My dog died because Jake didn't feed him now I got to pay to cremate him. Wow, you really got Jake Fucked! What a Fat Bastard.
Jake Fucked by Mister Shhh April 18, 2011