grab a fast pinkle

to take a piss

"I'm just going to grab a fast pinkle."

"I grebb eh phasst pinkkl"

"Grab a fast pinkle, it's mine.'

"Zoh - tyme phor a ffest pinkle."

by zonnzafrite November 23, 2003

fast hand jack

a person who spends 20 to 21 hours a day learning pointless skills in any sport or activity.
-football
-poker
-teabaggin
-avin a ogwin
-turkish googelin'

fast hand jack-guys i can now do it 5 times faster (in any of the above)

by rjhawkins August 25, 2006

Fastball

When you place your hand in a cup-shaped form behind your ass. Then you fart into your hand and move your hand (still in cup shape) towards your friend / person's nose, carrying the fart in it. Hence a fastball.

My fastball just knocked out Kim Dollof.

by Ryan Leighton February 9, 2005

fast-dog

What you say when something is really fast.

Keith is fast-dog!

by Heinsach February 25, 2004

Fast Loser

Someone who resorts to applying for a job at a fast food restaurant above other jobs and fields simply because the job application entails quicker and easier employment. Not to mention being more apparent in the young eye, hence the minimal pay.

John: Hey, I heard Matty got a job at McDonalds, was that the only place who called him?
Smith: Na, it was the only job he applied for.
John: Oh...what a fast loser!

by Rhaz August 11, 2008

fastly

An archaic word for "fast," which is not used anymore.

The adverb of "fast" is "fast." Fastly is wrong.

by WildMass October 11, 2022

Dick Fast

When you make a promise to God that you won't do anything impure with a man's genitalia. For one year.

Also known as 'dick fasting.'

Tym: "Justin, when is your dick fast up?"

Justin: "It's more like Ramadan for dick. I'm 7 months in and I've got 5 more to go."

by Bradleydvicious November 27, 2016