dildo mountain

A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours

I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.

by Yakthis April 30, 2023

Dildo

WetBoy

You’re such a fucking dildo

by yourmotherx April 27, 2023

dancing dildo

A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.

Parent: what do you want for Christmas makayla
Makayla: I WANT A DESIGNER DANCING DILDO🍆🍭✏📏🍆

by Shannon Burgerton March 25, 2016

Dildo

an object that lonely people use to make themselves feel loved

i broke my dildo now i feel sad :(

by Your Mothers Side Piece January 7, 2022

Carpet-dildo

A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet

"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"

by Mudonna August 23, 2021

Dildo

A dildo is aiming that mollie Jeffrey’s uses everyday all day 24 fucking hours she’s my fucking crazy bestie I love her tho (fw) yasss

Mollie uses dildos

by Exploding dolphins123 February 10, 2019

destroy dildo December

The girls version of destroy dick december.

Ohh I’m so naughty, I have to do the destroy dildo December right now.

by Foodball2004 November 6, 2019