Urban Dictionary 

A place where even the shittiest bands will be raved and respected and the ones that call them out on their bullshit will sink to the bottom.

A place where opinionless longass techincal definitions that are tl;dr will be the upmost defintion in a place that was intended to define things with wit and opinion.

Urban Dictionary today make me sad :(

Urban Dictionary by semen_pants December 10, 2007

Urban Dictionary Whore 

A person who is so desperate to get a word onto urban dicitonary that they will suck an editors dick if they will accept their definition.

Urban Dictionary Whore (UDW): Ummm Mr Editor...Would you please put my word on Urban?

Mr Editor: Hmmmm, only if you suck my dick!

UDW: Ok!

Urban Dictionary Whore by Urban Dictionary Addict February 5, 2007

Urban dictionary mods

ThrbOver opinionated mods who decide what goes on the website, by their own bad morals.

Guy 1: damn those urban dictionary mods sure di hate emos, but must love furries, i only ever see fairly positive reviews on emos and negative on furries

Urban dictionary mods by Mrs President April 21, 2021

emersons dictionary 

a book of all words that should never be said 'less they be turned into a pervy comment

"wow that thing is BIG!" "omg! emersons dictionary!!"

emersons dictionary by kjhgd May 3, 2009

Urban Dictionary 

A place where i come to find out what that black kid said to me.

Ghetto dude: "Yo man that was off the heezy fo sheezy straight up cuz"

Me: "???????????????"
Me: "let me look that up on urban dictionary"
Me: "Oh ok, ya that was cool"

Urban Dictionary by d3m0n888 March 3, 2010

urban dictionary 

The once revered dictionary-type service that at one point in time, gave useful and funny slang to use. Now, the place where stupid people add definitions about celebrities to rib them, and add definitions of their own names in which the definition is a giant compliment. When in real life, the person who added the definition sucks at life.

Man, I used to love urban dictionary; it's just stupid.

OR

Hey, let's get on urban diction- wait I forgot, all it is now is people's names and celebrities.

urban dictionary by stopstealingmyUN July 13, 2010

Urban Dictionary Douche 

Someone who actually uses the Urban Word of The Day words in everyday talk. In doing so he/she sounds like a douche.

Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Don't be an Urban Dictionary Douche!"

Urban Dictionary Douche by RocketPower10 March 14, 2011