Personal Diary

When someone texts the groupchat with useless and mundane information at random times in the day about what they’re doing when it has no effect on anyone else in the chat

Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while

Person 1: “I’m going eat a hot pocket”
Person 2: “Personal Diary”
Person 1: “REEEEEEE”

by Logano Piano December 17, 2023

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.

There seems to be no cure for FDS.

"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"

by ElCommissioner December 7, 2023

Gaping Diarrhea

Diarrhea so bad that it widens your asshole open to let everything spill out in a single push.

Person 1: "You were screaming really loud, what happened?"
Person 2: Gaping Diarrhea

by Mannyfeats February 29, 2024

Dishpan Diarrhea

n: a condition in which one has a sudden urge to go to the bathroom when it’s time to clear the table and clean the dishes after dinner.

Dude what? Don't tell me he has dishpan diarrhea again! It's so annoying that he never wants to help clean up after dinner.

by Coolmom1982 March 15, 2024

Vampire diarrhea

A woman on her period is experiencing vampire diarrhea

My buddy likes to eat his girlfriend out on her period, bro loves that vampire diarrhea

by Ratpoccia June 27, 2024

auntie diaries word

Referral for "faggot" without saying the word directly. Also references the song Auntie Diaries by Kendrick Lamar, where he uses the direct word several times.

why cant i say auntie diaries word i like men

by DrShamrock November 15, 2024

Medieval Diarrhea

The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.

Seek medical attention if you develop medieval diarrhea.

by Detroitrockcity November 20, 2024