crumbum

Poor person who claims too much benefit and spensd it all on drugs, prior to robbing the local petrol station.

The crumbum was found underneath the bridge with a porno mag, bottle of cider and empty bottlebag.

by Andy 'Wastic' Aldrich June 16, 2003

crumulating

goin on, whats crackin,

hey dude whats Crumulating?

by meezerith June 16, 2006

crumplet

a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).

"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"

by w2454 October 17, 2008

shit crumbs

Those brown specks on the bathroom floor around the toilet.

Those aren't little pieces of milk chocolate on your bathroom floor. Them is shit crumbs!

by wouldaben January 10, 2011

crumb

The little bits of CRACK that crack heads always want..

Crackhead says "Gimme Crumb"
Dealer says "Get yo ass outta here"

by LA joe May 21, 2005

crump

It is a type of dance, with extremely fast and complicated moves that seem to have no pattern or repition and it is supposed to make you laugh and make you say, "wow". Usually, you are standing around in a group and only one person crumps at a time while everyone watches and laughs.

Check out Jay over there crumping. Do you know how to crump? I can't move that fast. He is so friggin funny.

by ms. w January 9, 2006

Crumpet

Crumpet is the "polite way" of saying the word Cunt. Usually not heard within civilized conversation.

Therefor the word crumpet is heavily used by middle and upper class society members, especially with the younger generations. The word crumpet can easily be heard in schools around the western suburbs of Sydney, were lads are prevalent and the word cunt is used by those dirty lads.

1) lad: oi cunt come 'ere!
Alex to friend: that lad is such a crumpet
2) alex to keiran: Lauren likes her crumpet dripping with honey

keiran to alex: that's why I'm a bee keeper!

by Therealman445 June 28, 2010