The J Curse

When a newborn boy is giving a name starting with J, it increases the likelihood that said child will be an absolute asshole/fuck boy.

I heard you thought Jacob was pretty cute. Are you going to talk to him?

I mean yeah he’s cute but he’s kind of a douche. I mean his name starts with a J, It’s a warning. He’s totally got the J Curse.

by Snowy11 July 3, 2022

The mullet curse

a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.

please remember to take showers everyday, or else you will be a victim to the mullet curse

by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022

the 'M' - curse

the curse of only being attracted to girls whose name start with the letter 'M'

Jakub: "What are the girls' names that you last interacted with in non-platonic ways?"
C: "M***a, M******e, M****a, M****n, oh...shit, I've got the 'M' - curse"

by anonymous December 23, 2022

The Pharaoh's Curse

what happens when you forget to return the slab

Bradley: Bro I think I got The Pharaoh's Curse, I'm spitting out sand!
Melissa: blud did NOT return the slab 😭

by ALJ69 August 9, 2023

The Harry Kane Curse

The Harry Kane Curse is associated to Bayern Munich's Harry Kane, previously Tottenham Hotspurs own, before he got traded after 19 years with the Spurs. The Harry Kane Curse is what it's called since the Spurs failed to win the league for 19 years whilst Kane was on the team. Also, since he played for England, he is known for bottling England's progression to later stages in various competitions.

Person 1: Yo, Tottenham are first in the league now since Kane left!
Person 2: So The Harry Kane Curse is real after all...

by yourtypicalnamepersonlol October 25, 2023

The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor

A book of deliverance mentioned to arrive in the end-times by God's arch messenger, Michael, in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1, and Revelations 10:1-11. The leader prophet "Naziyr" will deliver as foretold in Jeremiah chapter 30.

"You got that new Bible called, "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor" yet?"

by The Covenant Messenger July 21, 2021

cursed eternity

The epitome of crappy metal bands.

Fuck Cursed Eternity. Cursed Eternity sucks.

by The Uninvited Guest June 10, 2004