Bruce County

Bruce county, is a plot of land that we like to refer to as God's Country because the sunrises, sunsets, rainbows and views in general are so beautiful. It's full of nice people who greet you with a smile.

I was melkin the cows when I realized how beautiful the sunset was outside. That's when I remembered I was in God's country. Bruce County.

by Melky Way February 29, 2020

Hunterdon County

A place filled with rich white pricks who like to say the n word and are entirely full of themselves even though there are absolutely NO ATTRACTIVE BOYS HERE and the girls have absolutely no personality or sense of individuality

Please for the love of god get me out of Hunterdon County, this white boy just asked me out and then called himself a fine "n-word" and every single person here dresses the same

by McSquizzy the squirrel April 12, 2020

Muhlenberg county schools

Schools where there's always girls having drama over boys. Boys asking girls for nudes. The schools does nothing about it. Also always a fight or people try to gang up on someone. There white people that don't know your not supposed to say the n word but do it anyway. All around sucks

"Did you hear about the Muhlenberg county schools, their trash"

by anonymous October 2, 2020

Lake County Lunchable

The act of filling a balloon with a hotdog and all the desired condiments. Once full, the balloon is set in a cooler ready for easy dispensing onto a plate. Tying off the end is optional, and only required if the LC Lunchable cooler is doubling as the beer cooler.

Daryl: Hank is having a BBQ at the Walmart this evening!
Dominic: I'll whoop up some Lake County Lunchables! Any requests?

by Maul Panafort April 12, 2021

Polk county breakfast

When you pour syrup on her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.

Brittany makes the best Polk County breakfast I've ever had!

by Mike Dunham November 23, 2021

Tattnall County

A place where whores live and think they are badasses and ain't nothing and a bunch of emo kids that think they are dogs. Where people love to fight for attention!!!!

In Tattnall County High School there is this girl named Emma summerall can never take her dog collar off, barks and licks her self.

by GOD HELP US ALL!! February 3, 2022

Calvert County Hot Pocket

The act of inserting the head of a freshly caught, Patuxent River Bass into a females vagina.

I took her out on the bass boat and gave her a Calvert County Hot Pocket

by StogieMan February 1, 2023