chris motionless 

Chris Motionless (Chris Cerulli) is the vocalist for the metalcore band Motionless In White. He is also the sexiest man alive. Has many tattoos and 3 lip piercings and fabulous hair and amazing abs and just gorgeous overall. He is also one of the song writers for his band. Their lyrics are perfect and beautiful and I love all their songs. Chris' voice is one of the best I've ever heard and Motionless In White is definitely a life saving/changing band. I couldn't thank them enough for just existing.

Me: You know the band Motionless In White?
Friend: Yeah they're great. Chris Motionless is amazing.

chris motionless by A Band Whore November 11, 2013

Chris Christie

Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.

"That dude thinks he is going to get his hands on some of the goods, but he is just a weak-ass toadie, ass-kisser, and a Chris Christie.

Chris Christie by The Explicator May 22, 2016

Chris Colfer 

The most talented member of the Glee cast. He can dance. He can act his ass off. He has killer range.

One minute he was cute as a button, the next, he was supermegafoxyawesomehot. He should win any award he's nominated for because he's that good.

Girl: Did you watch Glee last night?
Kurtsie: Oh my god! wasn't it awesome!? Chris Colfer looked damn fine! He had me in tears again!
Girl: I know dude!

Chris Colfer by ProudKurtsie October 19, 2010

Chris TDL 

A fraud who laughs at haters, sincerely. Chris TDL was never in A Quiet Place Part 2 or John Wick 3 and is not a successful businessman at all. He calls himself the only business magnate in Canada but he's actually one of the only deeply delusional weirdos in Canada.

Jerry: Is Chris TDL rich?

Eddie: No, he's faking all of it. He doesn't have a job.

Jerry: Wow that's sad

Eddie: I know. He has so much time on his hands that he managed to flood the entire Internet with stories of his fake fame.

Cedric: Haha, 'e his lame!

Chris TDL by PenisTDL May 20, 2021

Chris Farleyed 

Is the act of falling straight into a table, usually a coffee table, completely destroying it. As seen in many Chris Farley sketches and movies such as the SNL Matt Foley skit and Tommy Boy.

Chuck was so trashed last night he Chris Farleyed right through the coffee table, and my mom is pissed.

Chris Farleyed by BranMan08070 January 21, 2010

Chris Breezy 

A name for a guy who hits women just like chris brown

“I woke up CHRIS BREEZY.”

Chris Breezy by DontComplainBoi September 16, 2020

Chris TDL 

Chris TDL is a cry baby. Instead of running his 9 fake companies, he spends all of his time victimizing himself on Urban Dictionary. He rages over the definitions that expose him for who he truly is because they have a better like-dislike ratio than his self-written lies. Get a job, Christopher.

Steven: Do you have any idea why Chris TDL is so obsessed with his Urban Dictionary definitions?

Ted: No idea, but he's being a little bitch about it! He refuses to see that everyone knows he's a fraud, and that the reason why our definitions have more likes is because they tell the truth.

Steven: It's clear! The other definitions were obviously written by himself to feed his ego. I'm glad they have so many dislikes. He can't even spell "ridiculous" correctly.

Chris TDL by HatersMakeMeLaughSincerelyTDL May 21, 2021