COVID drunk

The act of consuming a small amount of alcohol and acting absolutely bonkers with no memory of what happened due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.

"Dude what was the go with Jennay last night"?
"Aw bro she was just COVID drunk".

by Your mate August 8, 2021

Covid Science

1. When you just make stuff up that sounds good. So that people will believe it.
2. Untested opinions.

I am building a weather machine, but it's all Covid Science until I do some test runs.

by Khasy March 29, 2025

Covid Casualty

Something that you really liked or enjoyed doing before Covid. Watching sporting events, reading certain genres, Dining out, being around people.

Due, are you going to watch every game during March Madness? No, I won't watch games any more. It's a Covid Casualty

by Norman1973 March 17, 2022

Covid Environmental Cunt

CEC Covid EnvironmentalCunt

A person who thinks a global pandemic is a good thing as it helps clean the air, restore the ozone layer at the expense of the human beings who populate the planet.

My friend says the birdsong is so loud and clear, but I’m sorry your friends died. I think he’s a right Covid Environmental Cunt

by Flash Armour April 5, 2020

Covid-ginity

When you become a virgin again because of the dry spell single people are experiencing due to social distancing and quarantine.

I can't wait to loose my covid-ginity after the quarantine is over.

by ASChicagoan February 11, 2021

Covid

You are dead when u git dis

Covid

by Out this November 2, 2020

Covid-🧛 ♂️

When there is disagreement among vampirologists whether the bloodsucking undead are corona-proof; and if they do, what are the odds that they could infect their victims?

While vampires aren’t strictly banned in some parts of the dark world, authorities are debating whether they’d still be allowed to roam their neighborhood due to Covid-🧛 ♂️ concerns.

by Covido November 21, 2020