Cake taker.

The biggest bitch you've ever known. A girl who is so over the top, out of control terrible to you that she takes the cake.

Dude 1: Hey remember that Kelsey girl from that party last night? What a bitch.
Dude 2: Yeah dude she was a total cake taker.

Person 1: Wow. I've met some bitches in my day but you are totally the cake taker.

Cake taker. by silentBuilder981 March 16, 2010

Danish Cake 

The act of cumming inside a girl's anus. She is then required to take a shit on a glass dish. The result should be a rich brown pastry with creamy white swirls. (The powdered sugar is optional).

She wanted beakfast in bed. So I gave her a danish cake.

Danish Cake by Andy&Will October 17, 2008

super cake 

A word substituted for something you don't want to say out loud i.e. alcohol, weed, women, etc.

"Dude, do you have the stuff for the party?"
"Yeah I got that super cake"

super cake by TheLoge December 25, 2008

Vagina cup cake 

When you spread icing in and around your girls vagina. Then you eat it and eat her pussy.

"Yo! I gave my girl a vagina cup cake last night. I think she wants more!"

Vagina cup cake by puss-icer69 June 5, 2009

Cake Eaters 

1.Rich people who think they're better than everyone cause thier rich.

Those cake eaters from St. Thomas Academy arn't so cool if we can beat 'em.

Cake Eaters by GrDionysus February 4, 2003

Daddy Cake 

DaddyCake is when someone references just one of the two brothers who created Daddy Cakes® the brand of "Just Add Water" baking mixes and products sold in specialty stores and online.

Hey Daddy Cake, Where is your good looking brother? Daddy Cake-Cupcakes are your best friend! Levi is the most Daddy Cake - No way, Dan is more Daddy Cake. Cupcake, There is no room for any fake Daddy Cakes®

Daddy Cake by Daddy Cakes November 3, 2008

cake 

kilo of cocaine.

"did you cut that cake"

cake by x July 27, 2003