Clear the Cache

Jacking off before a date so you don't have a blow your load to soon

Dude 1: (to dude 2) Leave I got to prep for my date
Dude 2: Your date is in a half hour
Dude 1: I gotta clear the cache and it might take a while
Dude 2: Did not need to know that Dude 1!

by Trainer_Yarn March 23, 2016

Hugging the Cactus

A state of mind created by drug users, alcoholics and depressed people that keep them locked in a cycle of pain, remorse and self-pity. When you are hugging the cactus, you are purposefully holding onto past pain, regrets, resentment, blame and other issues that prevent you from moving forward in a positive manner. The goal of therapy and self-realization is to “let go” and “stop hugging the cactus.”

Robert Downey Jr once told a story of his past drug abuse and alcoholism days where Mel Gibson helped him by telling him to stop “hugging the cactus!” Robert stated this realization allowed him to let go of his past and move forward.

by Funkensteins Lab February 21, 2021

the cacoon

(Noun) The 13th maneuver in genital origamy. The act of stretching ones ball sac, pulling it up, and tucking the entire genital package into the stretched sac.

(Verb) Putting ones genitals into the cacoon, hoping that in a few months, out will come a penis of butterly proportions.

After tucking my balls into the cacoon for six months, my dicks still as small as ever

by banker July 28, 2006

cack

a synonym for a crap/shit/turd you get the picture...

"oh my god that was so scary i cacked my pants"

by jerry February 4, 2005

cache

When you are done smoking marijuana and only ashes are left.

Damn, we smoked this entire bowl, as cached to shit.

by K. Diggity September 16, 2003

Cackalacki

North Carolina's "AKA" The slang term for North Carolina.
noun: Cack(s): person or people who have some affiliation with the redneck state. also referred to as "cacksters"

I'm goin down the Cackalacki with some of my cacks to eat Bo Jangles mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

by Solus R. May 31, 2006

cacat

disability, or something wrong with it in malay

wa lao, how come my camera cacat already? si beh xianz...

by windz March 28, 2004