blow

Someone that sucks or is just plain stupid...or doesn't know how to do anything...

"ahhh man...you blow!"

by Majdely March 11, 2005

Blowcrastination

Putting off important tasks by having your girlfriend give you endless blowjobs

Garth: "Hey man, did you get that job app done in the end?"
Lateef: "Dude, I kind of spent the whole morning blowcrastinating with Tina so never got round to it...I feel bad"
Garth: "All this blowcrastination is ruining your life!"

by gregtastic June 30, 2011

blowbama

A joke of a president that is a much better face for the country than his predecessor but is still as much of an idiot.

Who did you vote for last election?

I voted for Blowbama, I didnt want to see Dickain running this country.

by Balldippa May 10, 2009

low blow

a violant act of hurting men where it hurts

Vincent Low Blow Derek !! NOOOoooooo !!

by alfy March 5, 2003

Alaskan Blow- whole

When a Female is sucking your D and you bust in her mouth then punch her in the stomach so she spits it out like a sperm whale.

I was with maggie this weekend and i gave her an alaskan blow- whole

by ennik .S relyt January 31, 2009

whale blow

It's when these damn smokers lift their heads up to blow their cigarette smoke.....especially funny when a big fat girl does a "whale blow"....thar she blows!!!! hahaha

The definition is an example enough...It's when these damn smokers lift their heads up to blow their cigarette smoke.....especially funny when a big fat girl does a "whale blow"....thar she blows!!!! hahaha

by Wally S. December 19, 2005

blowdozer

to rape an unwilling victim utilizing an energized hairdyer.

Gatecamp in that setup and you’re going to get blowdozered by first decently setup ship you come across.

by Samirol April 17, 2007