Blimpkin

Receiving a blow job while taking a shit in the toilet on a blimp

i caught Lawrence giving Jeff a Blimpkin last week in the Goodyear blimp

Blimpkin by Shenis September 18, 2013

Get merch

Get the Blimpkin mug.

See more merch

blumpkinaut

Person dedicated to the science of performing a Blumpkin in diverse environments such as the space shuttle or the international space station.

Blumpkinaut training is now offered by NASA.

Get merch

taking a nice shit while your woman is sucking your cock

blumkin by Chashkey January 7, 2009

Get merch

To receive a blumpkin while thinking about the life and work of Yakov Blumkin, a Russian spy and revolutionary who was executed in 1929.

While receiving a blumpkin, Boris pondered the immortal last words of Yakov Blumkin, "Long Live Trotsky!"

Get merch

Getting a blumkin, and the person giving it has a mouth full of pop rocks.

Man, its so nice to get a Blumkin on the rocks!

Get merch

A bumpkin boy that has recently had sexual relations with a women, for the first time.

Bumpkin Boy had sex with a women?!
Well congratulations Bumpkin Man!

Get merch

Getting a blow job from a cousin while taking a dump.

Andrew was pinching one off when Adam walked in, slowly he took off his pants and began to engage in a blumpkie.

blumpkie by Japo Jones October 31, 2006

Get merch