Steamy steak bake

To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.

Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Baked

When someone is stoned and they take on the mental state and physical appearance of a baked good.

Owen mate, your a bit of a baked potato not gonna lie.
Brooke, you're a baked cookies.

by Aussie and stoner slang March 24, 2019

baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.

i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo

by fart moinke April 2, 2021

baking cookies

sly shorthand for masturbation

ben is "baking cookies" ;)

by joe69lolxd April 2, 2020

Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)

Part of speech: noun (also verb: to DBBB)
Definition: Timing your morning (masturbation) solo finish with the day’s first toke—often with a cig in the other hand—then grabbing coffee and heading out.

He pulled a "Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)"—peak on the pull, latte on the way out.”

by Mr. Snugglepumpkin Johnson October 5, 2025

Baked

When you have a good bledge with the boy and have a lovely doob.

Boy 1: Yes the boy you baked like?
The Boy: Aye boy I’m canny baked like boy.
Boy 1: Aye boy that’s the one like boy.
The Boy: Aye boy uno it boy.

by The Baked Boy February 9, 2022

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025