Baby-table

noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.

Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021

Baby Blaster

Gun that Blast baby with 1 shot

Man i used my baby blaster to shoot that fucker in the tummy

by Yeerrrrr October 1, 2021

baby P'd

When an adult pulls some shit that makes ya feel like a baby peed on you, can't do anything about it but it still sucks

Man, I got "baby P'd" by Mark the other day, can't do much about it but it still sucks!

by Barn Burner69420 October 31, 2021

Baby dumpling

An adult male who is tall like an adult but has a round baby face or dresses like a baby (ie. a short sleeve button up with khaki shorts and tennis shoes). Usually has the face of a toddler but the body of a man.

Wow check out that baby dumpling! Did his mommy buy him that outfit?

by Dumpling lover February 26, 2022

Steez Baby

A common phrase created by the fairly famous TikToker, mtb_xav. This phrase is used to show pride in someones steeziness.

"Bro! That was Steez Baby!"

by ILoveMorgzMum September 3, 2023

Durr Baby

A child born between two blood relatives (usually cousins) that has a birth defect as a result of incest.

Make sure to wear a condom when you fuck your cousin. I don't want you to have a durr baby.

by Packedpower27 September 27, 2023

Piss baby

Somebody who throws a tantrum when they don’t get their way. Often times they will go out of their way to make other people’s lives more difficult if they don’t get to control every situation.

Me: my entire family has to do whatevar my grandpa wants or else he’ll make our lives a living hell.
Friend: what a piss baby

by Flowerfliff June 20, 2021