Apple teeny type

A short thick girl with a big ass

Hey you see Jasmine Yeah she got that Apple teeny type body

by Charlie scene January 12, 2017

Twisted Apple

A person who refuses to acknowledge the inferior nature of Apple's over hyped, over priced devices, such as the I-Phone, I-Touch, or I-Pad. The following mental disorder is the result of untreated "I-Phone Effect". The "twisted apple" will usually have a McJob, such as Starbacks, or work part-time as para-legal.They will constantly brag and boast that their I-Phone is the best thing after sliced bread. They will try to impress you with the GPS navigation on the I-Phone, but they never learn how to use it. They also obess on Steve Job's and will masturbate to his podcast's.

Ricky: Hey Britt, can you use your GPS navigation and get us directions to the Snoop Dogg concert. His concert is in Santa Ana, at the Galaxy Theater.

Britt: Sure, this GPS shit is idiot proof. A monkey can even operate this shit.

(58 minutes later)

Ricky: Hey Britt, are we lost? How come we are entering into Huntington Park?

Britt: (Valley girl accent) OMFG! This blueberry blunt you rolled got me so blown. I havent figured out how to use this GPS(giggles). OMG, the Apple salesmen made it look so simple in the MAC mall store. Let me call tech support.

Ricky: Britt, you are a I-Hole. I should have known you were a "twisted apple". (pulls out a Thomas Guide instead).

by tr353r February 1, 2010

kick the apple

1. to retire, particularly from teaching
(short for "kick the apple off the desk")

Mr. Johns kicked the apple last year.
Mrs. Fitzsimmons is kicking the apple.
We're throwing Ned an apple kicking party.

by Charles Hulin January 18, 2004

Apple Pie-ing

The act of fingering a girl, which her insides feel like a warm lubed piece of bubble wrap, hence apple pie.

"Me and Fernie-Bitch went at it for hours. I love apple pie-ing her."

"I totally apple pied Angie last night while her mom recorded everything. It was the best night of my life!" she exclaimed.

"oh man...it smells like someone was raw apple pie-ing an old pussy."

by Dickn Meh n Pussies 'R' Us January 30, 2009

Honeycrisp Apple

a giant apple about 5 times the size of normal apples that may take an hour to consume. It's illegal to grow outside the state of Minnesota with out a lisence.

Look at that huge honeycrisp apple!

by LionsGoRawr November 1, 2007

apple computer

A piece of junk, often used as a doorstop or paper weight. Also see wordshit/word or wordcrap/word.

I'll trade you this paperclip for that apple computer.

by Wiseguy June 29, 2003

apple bottom

Apple Bottom jeans are an actual name brand of jeans. They were created by the rapper Nelly.
www.applebottoms.com.
Apple Bottoms is a clothing line that caters to trendsetting women of all shapes and sizes. Celebrating and liberating the natural curves of a woman's body is Apple Bottoms' supreme mission. This unique brand is the mastermind of multi-platinum superstar Nelly. He describes the intent behind the design by saying, "A woman should not try to fit the clothes; the clothes should fit the woman!" His creative team of designers crafted the perfect fit for different silhouettes that accentuate the curves of all women. Nelly is personally involved in the process to ensure that the designs enhance the beauty of the woman who wears them.

Those apple bottom jeans make your ass look fly.
skinny leg jean, apple pocket jean, skinny leg capri

by nysweeite May 14, 2008