Apple Muncher

The term for when one person proceeds to indulge in the eating or licking of another's asshole.

"Dude, her booty is as ample as an apple."
"Do you eat it?"
"Hell yeah I do!"
"Apple Muncher..."

by OoopsieWhoopsie July 28, 2015

Apple Turnover

A maneuver invented by members of the Apple family where one shoves a half (or whole if you're adventurous) into your partner's rectum/vagina and fist them accordingly until the apple is crushed into a paste and then proceed to eat it out.

"Why are we out of Apples?"
"Me and my gf had an Apple Turnover yesterday"
"Breh tmi"

by Adolf Alex October 20, 2015

Apple fans

You suck apple fans

Apple fans can't grab poop

by Food... September 25, 2019

Bread Apple

Formed by a couple or more pieces of bread which have been de-crusted and squished into the shape of an apple. Usually eaten as an apple too.

Let's get some bread and make a BREAD APPLE!

by Milly McGuffle June 20, 2008

Ass apple

1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.

2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.

After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.

by Originaljeffy October 3, 2017

apple and pairs

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Cockney ryhming slang

"Im going up the apple and pairs"

by Edwide August 14, 2006

applelicker

A person who flirts with or dates another person's crush for a short period of time, not out of strong desire, but rather as a method to spite the person with the crush.

Originally derived from the childish behavior of licking someone's food, such as an apple, and then giving it back to the other person, just to ruin the other's experience.

Can also be used as a verb, to lick someone's apple.

Sally doesn't even really like Ted. She's just hitting on him to piss off Allison. What an applelicker!

Yeah, she's totally licking Allison's apple!

by Jerk4240 July 5, 2007