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Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.
Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!
by The Double E August 17, 2023
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Amber

Amber is such a mask fisher.
by $ahib May 23, 2022
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Amber

An enabler. Someone who defends sexual deviants. A woman who justifies sexual harrassment. A scammer. A female narcassist.
Shes being a real Amber over Armie Hammer.
by JuffHater420 November 1, 2023
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amber coated crab

When someone has crabs and they don't wash their junk for so long that the crabs get fossilized in their juices
I heard Rachel gave herself some amber coated crabs from not changing her underwear.
by LeafyBottomPants March 5, 2022
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Amber

Parallel to the term "Karen", Amber can be used to refer to a narcissist, pathological liar, and/or female abuser.
"Ok Amber"
"Don't be an Amber"
"Careful, I heard she's an Amber"
"I saw this Amber at the store today and she ended up hitting the person trying to help her"
by Slashimi May 27, 2022
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Amberism

Believing In Amber as our one and only god. We believe he is the greatest of all, and no one comes before them. They are also very funny. We dedicate ourselves to amber, live our lives for Amber. Fight for amber. Amber provides for us, the light they provide for us is a bright one, we shall follow Amber wherever they may go.
Man: Hey! What’s your religion? Mine is Christianity!

Me: Oh hey! My religion is Amberism!

Man: ...
by Bxpe November 30, 2022
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