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Alpha Kappa Alpha

The first African American sorority founded in 1908 by twenty women. Unfortunately, because the sorority was founded on social principles and shunned helping to make the world a better place, members of the undergraduate chapter decided to create a real sorority founded on principles of sisterhood and service, and Delta Sigma Theta was born. Typical stereotype is that of a "pretty" girl, completely absorbed with fashion and public perception. Also unfortunately, many of the women who typically pledge Alpha Kappa Alpha are women with low self-esteem, who want to be viewed as a beautiful woman with much to offer. They are hardly ever seen in the community. Their "pretty" image could have been a positive one for black women, but has served to alienate many.
AKA 1: Girl, look at her. She is so ugly. She can never be pretty like US.

AKA 2: (flips hair) I know girl! Alpha Kappa Alpha is so great! It's so unfortunate that everybody can't be pretty like us! I don't care about community service, I just want to be pretty and fashionable!

75 years later...

Observer: God she's an AKA? She is so old and ugly. What does she have now? I wonder what she has to show for her sorority. Beauty definetely fades.
by Intelligence Is Key February 11, 2008
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Alpha Mom

1. A Twilight-loving mom on Team Jacob
2. A mom who knows how to take charge.
1. All the Alpha Moms in the theater started howling when Taylor Lautner took off his shirt.
2. That Alpha Mom knows how to get what she wants!
by freejordan July 26, 2010
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Lambda Chi Alpha

A Fraternity whose members have secret gay parties. They pretend to act straight by hitting on chicks all the time, but they're not fooling anyone. When the members are alone together they get naked and play homosexual games.
Loser: "Hey, I joined a fraternity"
Normal guy: "Yea, which one?"
Loser: "Lambda Chi Alpha"
Normal guy: "You're a fag"
by ijakafasklfj September 11, 2011
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alpha-0

5-Methoxy-AlphamethylTryptamine
5-MeO-AMT
5-MeO-AMT is AMTs big brother.
Psychoactive effects are potentiated with the addition of Methoxy in the 5 position.
"that alpha-0 is destroying my fucking vision i'm seeing ghosts"
by kefka March 5, 2004
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alpha 2 delta

When a group of underage students want to consume major amounts of alchohol and party while tryin not to get caught by their spanish mothers.
ex. Danny and Luis say we should initiate alpha 2 delta this weekend.
Anton , how bout we start alpha 2 delta on friday!
by Luis benitez September 25, 2006
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November Alpha Hotel

Nato for N A H which stands for Nasty Ass Ho.
Damn, Son, this girl is a serious november alpha hotel!
by stale March 8, 2004
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