June 17th

The day of 4th of July, obviously

Thomas: when is 4th of July?
Anvil: June 17th
Thomas: IKR

by Anvils June 11, 2019

November 17th

Danny DeVito‘s birthday

On November 17th danny Davido becomes divine

by Djslimdick12453 October 14, 2019

April 17th

National get laid day if its ur birthday you have to get laid or your a bitch

Mommm it’s national get laid day April 17th
Okay son let me fuck you real quick

by Big_Daddy42069 October 27, 2019

1738

A fascinating year in history that led to the creation of one of the first cuckoo clocks and the birth of General Cornwallis.

Stanley: I say, Reginald, do you recall The Wars of Polish Succession in 1738?
Reginald: lol.

by grathom15 October 29, 2015

December 17th

The day that you can nut anywhere and on or in anything without being judged.

Guy "can I nut inside you?"
Girl "sure, its December 17th you know."

by Ceejayspencer October 27, 2019

April 17th

National shut the fuck up bitch day!

Mia: talking too much

Mazzy: mia, it’s April 17th

Mia: oh shit

by daddy.chill November 15, 2019

December the 17th

The day the strongest men are born.

He just pulled a car, he must be born on December the 17th

by akulav October 16, 2019