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edgy 12 year old

A 12 year old who does dumb stuff not knowing how dumb it looks.
The edgy 12 year old was acting like Naruto and didn't realize they were embarrassing themselves.
by Naruto Kakashi May 8, 2017
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9 year old army

A special kind of specimen who specifically devote their lives to following a certain god known as Pewdiepie. As part of their cult, you must spam other channels with cringey comments carrying their lord’s message and also supporting Pewdiepie through thick and thin.
Person 1- Hey, do you watch Pewdiepie?

Person 2-Hell yeah I do, I’m part of the 9 year old army
by TankBeatsEverything September 8, 2018
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9 year old army

Members of pewdiepie's fanbase: also known as bros.
Person 1: Hey are you a part of the 9 year old army
Person 2: No
Person 1: Subscribe to pewdiepie
by Zetoma December 6, 2018
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New York New Year

when older/ lamer people on either the west coast or in mountain time celebrate the New Year with New York at 9:00 or 10:00 respectfully
my parents are lame, they made us celebrate the New York New Year then went to bed at 9:15
by Just A Koala January 2, 2011
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Every prime day of the year

Every prime day of the year is National Girls Always Say Yes (sorry girls)
by AmNow December 3, 2020
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13 year old girl

maybe the scariest form of human you’ll encounter.
adult: why are you so fuckin depressed

13 year old girl: simply because i’m 13 and life sucks
by iheartdickbutimmafeminist March 9, 2018
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New Year's fitness plan

(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):

a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:

boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.

boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.

boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.

boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?

boy 1) yup just about right.
by Sexydimma December 31, 2012
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