canadian will call

when you pour maple syrup on a girls face, then she finishes u off and u bust all over it.

tyler gave zoe a canadian will call.

by turd burgeler April 4, 2008

will's mum

MILF who everyone has shagged bandy across the bedroom floor.

I shagged will's mum bandy across the bedroom floor and then she sucked my penis hard and then the end went purple and a big green vein started to stick out of my penis so she licked the daddy juice off the end and caressed her breasts.

by Robert Harding April 18, 2005

Willard, Missouri

Willard, Missouri is located in Greene County and is about 10 miles outside of Springfield. The town has about 3,500 people and about that many students in the school district grades K-12. The school district consists of a high school built in 2006, a middle school(grades 7-8), an intermediate school(5-6) and 5 elementry schools that are K-4. The town has 1 grocery store called Murfin's Market, a Dollar General, a new library built in 2009, a Sonic Drive-In, McDonald's, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and a few diners. The school district does into neighboring cities such as Ash Grove, Walnut Grove, and Springfield. Many of the people living in the Willard area are Rednecks and farmers. There is also an Aqua center that was completed in 2009. The city is very proud of it's sports team and the mascot is a black and white tiger. The band is a major part of the school and usually has about 250 members. The band is called "The Cutting Edge." There are about 1,500 students in the High School alone. The town has a large Mormon population. Also, a joke that goes around in it's high school is that people from Willard cannot count and is frequently used as excuses for things.

Famous people from the Willard area are Jason Pyrah, B.J. Flores, Lori Endicott, and John Ashcroft.

I drove through Willard, Missouri and couldn't get anything for lunch because all the band kids were out at lunch for band camp and it was an hours wait to get an order of fries from McDonald's.

by frostedcookies9 August 14, 2009

Will

A black haired, brown eyed, super tall boy with asburgers syndrome and a short temper. Also, one of the most wonderful human beings on the face of this planet.

CT: Yo' faggot.
Will: *proceeds to beat CT within an inch of his life*

by derps August 16, 2012

the wound that will not heal

Reference to a womans genitalia. Vagina

Megan likes stinking her finger into her wound that will not heal.

by Gus the Lesser July 17, 2003

Will Smith

Good actor, not so good a rapper.

He ain't really straight out the hood like in his show Fresh Prince of bel-air. I mean he ain't no rich kid or nottin but deffinitly not from the worst part of philly, and besides the north part of philly worst then west philly.

Believe it or not Will Smith got accepted to M.I.T. (Massachusett's Institute of Technology) but decided not to go because he chose to pursue his acting career. I mean a guy that almost went to M.I.T. is a rapper and straight out the hood? Maybe he's a better actor then we think...

by some polak September 17, 2004

Willamette University

The perfect school for kids looking to make friends, hang out and party. Even though it's a small school, no one gossips or talks shit; Willamette kids are just out enjoy life and get stoned in the botans. Beautiful campus too, with the sun shining almost 365 days a year where hot girls in bikinis can be seen lounging by the milll stream drinking mojitos and martinis. Willamette is also known for having some of the craziest parties, which is why it's currently battling University of Colorado and Arizona State for Playboy's List of Top Party Schools for 2012. Almost everyone gets super shitty and no one judges each other for it. And the kids who don't drink usually stand awkwardly in the corner watching kids do body shots and take lines. Hardest partying goes on before and during finals week, when bearcats are looking to relax and de-stress before taking finals. The laid back attitude of this campus attracts some of the coolest and attractive people from around the country, with a 2-to-1 girl to guy ratio. You won't be disappointed at Willamette

University of Oregon student: yo dude we should hit up Willamette University this weekend, it's finals week and I heard they're having some sick ragers
Oregon State student: hell yea! those kids know how to go hard, and the chicks there are mad hot

by barecattt August 3, 2011