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Water shit 

When you go take a shit, and the poo drops out from your bum and lands hard in the toilet bowl, sending a splash of water onto your bum, cleaning your bum so you don't have to wipe it with toilet paper.
Oh, WATER SHIT! The water that other people's shit have been in is now on my bum! Now I need to get a towel to... oh SHIT! Now where can I get a towel?
Water shit by Prothiever June 16, 2010
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Water buffalo 

A woman with a bad haircut that is parted in the center with wings of hair sticking up on the sides.
Look at that awful haircut, she looks like a water buffalo.
Water buffalo by Clare Schmare September 12, 2011

water works 

a sexual innuendo refering to a woman
Mike: "hey you see claire today?"

Ted: "yea she can get the water works"
water works by kris williams May 20, 2008

Water Cooler 

When you put ice up a women's vagina. Then when it turns into water you drink it through a bendy straw....or your mouth
We are heading to the freezer so I can get ice to use her as a water cooler
Water Cooler by Bam bam 71989 July 20, 2017

water ice 

1. Redundant way of saying "ice."
2. Retarded way of saying "Italian ice."
1. When cooled to a temperature of 273 Kelvins, water will freeze into its solid state, known as water ice - as opposed to water water and water vapor.

2. "What does the 'Italian' mean in 'Italian ice?'"

"Oh, that just means that it is flavored, as per an Italian style of ice-like dessert."

-OR-

"What does the 'water' mean in 'water ice?'"

"Oh, that just means that it is...flavored. Just because."
water ice by Brian Y. December 28, 2005

water whippin 

my nigga mayo was water whippin last night
water whippin by bobby3232 September 16, 2011

Water Polo

Lesbian Sex Including Two Or More Straight Girls.
1. Woah, Taylor was great at water polo last night!

2. Taylor and Shelby played water polo last night and it was INTENSE.