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turkey waffle

by pooknboi November 18, 2014
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Nutella waffle

To engage in anal sex then soon afterward engage in traditional sex with the poop coated penis (the Nutella) inside the female vagina (waffle)
Dude I nutella waffled your mom so hard last night.
by Skylerlikesmen April 6, 2015
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Fudge waffles

Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.

Can also be used as an adjective.
1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"

2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"

3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."
by Marvin the Amputee June 10, 2015
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anus waffle

Larry ate Taco Bell and shit his pants, when he sat down it made one hell of an anus waffle in his pants.
by The bully slayer July 8, 2015
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Fishy Waffle

"That bitch had a fishy waffle. There was some stank on that pussy
by Xelandra January 25, 2016
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Indian Waffle Maker

When a woman lies in her back hips in the air and legs spread. Their partner takes a tennis racket and hits the vagina resulting in a waffle pattern.
"Yo Matt Joni let me give her an Indian waffle maker"

"Justin I just had the craziest Indian waffle maker with Lori."
by KennyOSkura May 10, 2016
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rhino waffle

When a woman has a large vagina, which hosts a larger than normal protruding clitoris that stabs you like a rhino.
Wes was getting it in with this deaf chick, and when he went down on her he got stabbed in the eye by her rhino waffle; now they're both disabled.
by booty hooty September 13, 2016
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