A tradition passed down from generations upon generations in which two young gentlemen partake in periodic challenges of whit and cunning. The two men wager upon how many "whales" they can "harpoon" in one night. In reality it's how many plus size woman they can hook up with at one party.
"Carson's bachelor party was pretty ridiculous last week. It started with taking shots and turned into a hardcore round of whale wars."
by Pistol Jobin September 1, 2012
Get the Whale Warsmug. To open up an agressive exchange of cusses, slander and secret spilling etc.. on a person who has peeved you off in real life - via the medium of a message board.
e.g.
Posted: May 18, 2005 11:57 AM
No strings sex is just peachy.
Lying about stuff to get it makes:
A) you a cunt
B) you unnecessarily stupid
C) friends who once liked you no longer give a fuck about your existence.
In order to make this clear i must add i was temporarily in favour of changes this group to 'matt's a cunt'
then i realised that that would only increase his already large sense of self importance.
so instead i leave in on the wise words of frankie and say 'you sex was whack...'
:D
Have a nice day people.
Posted: May 18, 2005 11:57 AM
No strings sex is just peachy.
Lying about stuff to get it makes:
A) you a cunt
B) you unnecessarily stupid
C) friends who once liked you no longer give a fuck about your existence.
In order to make this clear i must add i was temporarily in favour of changes this group to 'matt's a cunt'
then i realised that that would only increase his already large sense of self importance.
so instead i leave in on the wise words of frankie and say 'you sex was whack...'
:D
Have a nice day people.
by RoxyStarr August 5, 2005
Get the hate warmug. 1. Someone who can not locate Iraq on a map
2. Someone who has no concept that people outside of their own comfort zone of friends actually DO exist
3. Someone who then chooses to believe that if these people did exist their lives are of little meaining when compared with their own.
2. Someone who has no concept that people outside of their own comfort zone of friends actually DO exist
3. Someone who then chooses to believe that if these people did exist their lives are of little meaining when compared with their own.
The asshole with no brain could not consider anyone on an equal level with himself because it made him feel as if his penis was somehow shrinking
by smallen dog June 20, 2003
Get the pro warmug. by Drunkmass January 19, 2009
Get the war outmug. by xKiLL4 October 16, 2007
Get the gooch warsmug. A Pellegrino War is when there are two teams, and one of the teams having the last name of Pellegrino (The Kings of Drinking and chugging). Each team has a keg of beer. The objective is to beat the Pellegrinos in a beer chug. Vomiting is allowed.
by Jean Nouticles July 22, 2011
Get the Pellegrino Warmug. A dipute between two factions mainley consisting if insults which may or may not involve mothers depending on the agreement between participents
by James A.K.A Jables August 15, 2007
Get the Insult Warmug.