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United States Of America

When referring to the USA, it refers to a country that supports intellectual terrorism with it's anti-circumvention laws, region locks, RIAA, MPAA, ESA, corporate double-dipping, charging for a television broadcast ,software patents, and the shutting down of merchants that sell mod chips.

The only freedom of religion in the USA is freedom from religion.

Bush sends his own kind to die in a war for oil--if you happen to be an atheist, you are allowed to think that it's a 'my god can beat up your god' war.

The tax code is the most complicated of any industrialized nation.

The USA is the place where unborn children go to die against their will.

Like a heroin addict looking for his next fix, the USA has to start wars with other countries.

Do-gooders force their ways on others to eliminate violence/profanity in the fantasy world.

You can sodomize your husband, but it's illegal to have another wife to hug.

Hate crimes towards immigrants.

The war on drugs...need I say more?
Friends don't let friends limit their freedom in the United States Of America.

A Christian in the United States Of America is treated like a shedding cat in a room full of people allergic to cats.
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unobtainium

Word originated around Sport Car Racing in the North Texas area in the mid '70s. We referred to "cheater" sport car motors as having unobtainium parts that the average person could not get, but I like the way it is used in #1.
When the Porsche blew the transaxle, there was unobtainium all over the track.
by Bill Stafford May 17, 2006
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United Kingdom

The nation that once ruled half the globe (British Empire). Was known to treat it's colonies as if they were shite at times (sent their youth to die in two world wars and Boer War) and very well in others. (Defence, trade) wiped it's colonies noses, asses, and so on. Has a long history of bad treatment of the Irish over a period of 800 years. Should be proud of teaching Canada and other dominions all of their traditions such as democracy, free speech, and should also be ashamed of their degrading treatment of the Irish.
The United Kingdom is a paradox, it has been a role model, and a human rights abuser, where do it's dominions get some of their bad habits from?
by Paul Ward September 4, 2006
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united states of america

A nation consisting of 98% intellegent, decent, hard working individuals who are easy to work with or talk to and make pleasant company. Unfortunately, 2% are ethnocentric, racist, and very loud, thereby giving a huge black eye to the balance of the polulation. The second largest country by land mass in the western hemisphere. Currently being repeatedly humilated by the lies and corrupt practices of thier leadership.
I like the United States of America, but I wouldn't want to live there.
by KillAllHumans July 13, 2004
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Unitarian

A social organization which has roots in Christianity. Through the enlightenment and modern times it now claims to be a rational faith based on science, logic, and personal experience.

Critics on Unitarianism point out that the group is not a religion but a social advocacy group. A large number of Unitarians are involved in causes such as racial activism and socialism. Unitarianism is often quoted to be a "leftist religion."
Many liberal social commentators consider themselves to be Unitarians.
by Freethinker88 September 16, 2008
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unit

Can be used to described just about anything. Usually a person or object. Can be used to represent women, cars, ketchup packets, boats, burritos, etc.
A: Here I brought you lunch... Taco Bell.
B: Cool. Did you grab some units too?
(In this case units could refer to the little salsa packets or possibly a drink)
by Robdog May 17, 2004
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United Statesian

An incorrect term applied to citizens of the United States of America generally out of anger that they would presume to call themselves Americans. The politically correct term would be United States Citizen. The proliferation of the term American (often by members of other North and South American nations) to refer to such people has made it appropriate to do so.
I hate those presumptuous united statesians.
by The_Anonomouse August 20, 2009
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