tedward

a male who has oral sex with cattle.

In an episode of How I Met Your Mother, a main character "Barney" made a joke about another main character "Ted" engaging in oral sex with a cow. For the rest of the episode, the joke was merely referred to as "tedward'd a bull".

after that episode, it has sprang like wildfire all over the interweb forums.

by lEvilDeadl July 5, 2010

Teddy

Ugly(bun),has no friends,slags people off,fuckboy alert ,everyone keeps away

'ewwww,there's the fuckboy'
'I hate Teddy'

by SlayyyyyQueennnnn December 5, 2016

Teddy Bear

He is the fattest thing in the universe and is constantly eating. If you try to stop during one of his many daily banquets, you may just end up in his stomach. His warning/mating call is "HUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!". If you hear this sound, you will die in less than 4 seconds, being consumed by the ultimate Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear celebrates Fat Tuesday for 24 days, each day representing an hour on Fat Tuesday. During this time period, he does not stop eating at all, no matter what happens. If food runs out, he will suck up the atmosphere like a vaccum, causing all other life to die. He will then consume all the matter of the universe. He is allied with his brother, cousin, and second cousin, who help him achieve the ultimate goal of eating all things. His deep rivals include a fat Dutch kid and his friend.

Kid 1 - I'm so hungry today I could eat a cow!
Kid 2 - Whoa there, Teddy Bear! Calm down!

by Hector Ramone de Santa Anna de Lopez de Rodriguez de Gonzalez de Morales de Sanchez April 25, 2006

teddybear head

1. absence of logic and/or fighting skill. 2. ugly and ginger. 3. bad at arguing. 4. a steroid dealer

Alternate Spellings: teddy bear head, teddy berr head.

Abbreviations: Ted Head, TBH

Chris Kerr using his metaphorical Teddy Ruxpin-esque tape recorder tummy to argue illogically on UK MMA internet forums.

by Racist Droc June 19, 2006

Teddy Brr

What's white and furry and lives at the North Pole?

Gary: Goodness, Barbara! What is that large white object drinking my tea?
Barbara: Why, Gary, that's a Teddy Brr!
Gary: Damn it to hell!

by Max O'Reilly April 4, 2008

Teddy Graham

A Bear type homosexual, i.e. lots of body hair, usually with a full beard, who is a vegetarian and wears bikenstocks.

"Hey Ned, have you seen the new Teddy Graham working at Whole Foods? Totally cute!"

by goatsbane June 16, 2009

tedster

A word for universal terrorists and sex offenders with high-powered technology, groups that are "tedsters" usually kill "very important" people in the world.

Citizen of Whateverthefucktown: Those fucking tedsters keep making loud ass jetpack noises and explosions literally like 100 meters from where I live!

by ManmasterGuy January 8, 2021