Fish-mouth Syndrome

A prevalent facial defect found on SJWs and feminists where their mouths are permanently slunk down to the sides of their chin, thus giving the appearance of a retarded fish. These features are often accompanied with the standard privilege checker glasses, a huge honking nose that blows when triggered, and unfitting hair colors.

Doctor: I'm sorry to say that you have developed Fish-mouth Syndrome due to prolonged exposure to Tumblr.

Girl: PATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IReallyDontLikeYou May 12, 2016

big truck syndrome

1. when someone with a small dick compensates by driving around in a large truck or a hummer or something
2. compensation for a lack of confidence with big talk, large wads of cash, trophy women
3. a dickless wonder

Stan: Check out my new big, red truck. Impressive, ain't it?
Bob: Whaddaya got big truck syndrome or sumfin'? Big truck, little penis ... ha!

by big kiss June 11, 2006

headboard syndrome

the loss of intelligence or capcity for logical thought resulting from prolonged bashing of the head against a headboard during vigorous sexual intercourse; someone's brains have literally been fucked out

Britany Spears' recent(2007) downward spiral is directly attributed to headboard syndrome.

by passionjackson April 8, 2007

Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome

RSCS is a condition which causes a person to reveal a highly personal secret or factoid without provocation to another with whom they are not formerly acquainted in order to relieve the guilt complex accompanied with harbouring said secret/factoid. Most often, this takes place during innocuous social interaction, such as a client/clerk rapport, waiting at a transit stop or in line at a government services office.

A typical scenario where Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome is exhibited:

Commuter #1: Excuse me, do you have the time?

Commuter #2: It is 8:23. The bus is running a little slow today.

Commuter #1: Damn, I'm going to be late for work. I should have called in sick today and stayed home with the nanny to carry on our illicit affair. My wife would kill me if she ever found out.

Commuter #2: Oh look, here comes the bus. Nice chatting with you!

by Corey McCutcheon June 26, 2008

Powdered Butt Syndrome

A condition which arises when a son attempts to give advice to his parents, but the parents refuse to listen to him for no other reason but that he is their son.

I tried to convince my parents to save for retirement, but they don't want to hear it from me. It's a bad case of Powdered Butt Syndrome.

by skimikaze November 11, 2009

White Girl Syndrome

1:When people in horror movies try to run, but trip on air and doesn't try to get up.When they don't trip, they stay still, scream, and get killed anyway. Due to the name, it is almost always white girls who experiences these moments in horror movies.

Extra symptoms of white girl syndrome is the killer being able to teleport into rooms that the White girl is about to enter, and getting scared by small bump-ins with fellow cast members.

(by little brother)

Person 1:Why did she just stand/sit there and get killed?
Person 2:She has White Girl Syndrome.

or

Black Girl: Don't open that door!

White Girl: *Opens then gets hatchet in head*
Black Girl: I told you not to go in there.

by dreamwithnic May 25, 2014

Preacher's Daughter Syndrome

An affliction (usually affecting young females, though some US politicians have confirmed cases) that is the result of overprotective, usually Christian upbringing. Due to being taught that everything is sinful, upon reaching the age of puberty and learning of unwholesome activities for the first time, sufferers have no common sense on the issue. This results in sexual promiscuity, drug dependence, shallow personality, and other personality defects.

See also Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome.

"Sure, see graduated with honors, but she is afflicted by Preacher's Daughter Syndrome,"

Jessica Lovejoy - "Bart's Girlfriend", Season 6 of The Simpsons

by Crash2108 October 7, 2009