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Snitches get stitches

First coined by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Said to Judas to let him know he will be punished for being a tattletale
Jesus said unto them:
Snitches get stitches
by MD Jorge May 17, 2018
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Switched

This means when a boy gets a boner because they received a nude or saw a nice ass.
Brad: Damn, I just got switched by my girl!
by davidobanter May 12, 2017
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Sitchy

Short for situation, originating from New York and used when mentioning just about anything
"I been textin' this sitchy for a minute now and I'm bouta link with ha' right now"
"Yo word to, my mans jus' sent me the location of the dude that was talkin' crazy tha' other day, pass me the sitchy"
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snitch

1. Someone who freely gives up information about a friend or acquaintance to a higher authority who will use that information against said friend/acquaintance.

2. A-Mart
Cop: Who's tailgate is this?
A-Mart: It's Bret's tailgate (point finger directly at Bret)!

Innocent Bystander: A-Mart you ass-clown snitch!
by Rick_shaw May 4, 2007
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Slitchy

-adjective

1. taking on the characteristics of a bitch (spiteful, malicious), due to lack of sleep.
"Sometimes my wife gets so tired when we travel, she starts to lash out at me; it's way past sleepy, she's being straight up slitchy... but I love her anyway."
by Real_Life_Wookie September 5, 2014
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switcheroo

when one says a common 2-word phrase, one would switch the first consonant or group of consonants between words.
a basic switcheroo would be: "snot rocket" becomes "rot snocket"

also one can perform a tri-switcheroo such as in: "boston red sox" becomes "soston bed rox" or backwards as in " roston sed box"

this can be done with words that aren't adjacent to each other in a sentence such as: "it's always sunny in philadelphia" becomes "it's always phunny in siladelphia"

or the rare double switcheroo form "it's always phunny in siladelphia" becomes "it's always sily in phunnadelphia"

one can become creative and do a quad-(or more)switcheroo as in: "red hot chili peppers" becomes " ped rot hili cheppers" or "ched pot rili heppers" or "hed chot pili reppers"
by willowe August 25, 2009
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stop snitchin

What used to be a criminal oath of solemn silence corrupted to being an act of police non compliance.

The idea of stop snitching is to ensure fellow criminals do not rat each other out when arrested. So if a drug dealer sells drugs, both the buyer and seller are the sole liability of the crime. They will not drag the other criminal in for a softer sentence or for protection from retribution and is fully responsible for his actions.

This code should not and does not affect innocents and should confess to allow the criminal to be arrested quicker. Even if they are of the same race. So being mugged by another guy in your neighbourhood would mean you can confess to who was responsible for it.

Very popular among rap artists who have promoted this message as a means to fight the law enforcement who have in the past worsened relations on both sides
What Stop Snitchin really meant back then:

Joe bought a piece off some gunrunner where he used it to kill a friend of another gang member, Joe was busted and was asked about who bought him the gun. As part

What Stop Snitchin means now:

Despite being attacked by a well known mugger, Jim refused to bring the criminal to justice and claims it would be snitching.
by Linguo Dude June 30, 2011
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