sparkling squirt

a squirt + queef

yo that was crazy. i got hit with her sparkling squirt the other night.

by gryffindor common room June 7, 2022

Arizona squirt gun

Using a flamethrower with intent to kill

My friend hates spiders, so they gave one an Arizona squirt gun to turn it to ash.

by DrScience31415 August 24, 2022

first squirt

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.

Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”

by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022

QWERTY Squirt

A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.

This fool wrote me a fackin' novel in this text message! He's def gotta case of the QWERTY Squirts!

by Sh3p007 October 28, 2022

NO squirt September

No squirt September , or NSQ, Is where for the whole month of September girls who play with themselves or thinking about getting dicked down won’t be able to. This is a challenge for girls not to do anything freaky to themselves or with any guys that will get them wet.

Isaiah: "Baby u tryna get dicked down tn?"
Vivian: "No babe, I'm tryna pass No squirt September."
Isaiah: "What's that?"

by George gets play November 5, 2022

Sea Squirt

To ejaculate into the ocean.

"I wonder if deep sea fish are just the product of someone's sea squirt meeting Nemo."

by my name thor November 14, 2022

Bundimble Squindle Quimbull

An individual who Squings things quite regularly. people who are Bundimble Squindle Quimbulls typically get down to shenanigans, or more appropriately, goofy activities.

3859734: Man that guy is such a Bundimble Squindle Quimbull
2943843: I know right i hate these Bundimble Squindle Quimbulls
5697482: Bro are yall talking about Bundimble Squindle Quimbulls?
2943843: Oh chyea we are dont you hate them like they are always being so silly, so goofy i hate Bundimble Squindle Quimbulls

by Bundimble Squindle Quimbull December 29, 2022