GRUNDLE SMACKING

When you aim to kick someone square in the jaw but miss with your flying front kick, only to hit them square in the face with the area between your nutsack and balls.

Sometimes I think you UD 'volunteer' editor need a good grundle smacking

by DeTwan February 10, 2017

Smack Chloe day

In November you can smack anyone called Chloe emmerson every day

Ooh it’s smack Chloe day

by Ur mum haha November 3, 2019

Thick Smack

Thick smack is a thing in November is where guys or girls can slap a thick ass

Boy: It's thick smack

Girl: fuck.

by 55Z92j November 4, 2019

Smack

Very very ugly

U see that nigga he is dead smack

by Treissmack November 12, 2020

Smack head smasher

Someone who likes to have sexual activity with smack heads

You’re a smack head smasher

by @Jrdznn - insta November 13, 2020

smacking spheres

The best way possible to describe the great game of golf.

Hey sorry I couldn’t come over babe, I was busy smacking spheres with the boys.

by WankDinkerson November 26, 2020

Aubergine Smack

A sexual practice, primarily conducted by vegans and vegetarians, in which a partner slaps an eggplant on the other patner's buttcheek until it turns red.

I gave her that aubergine smack and shit started to get hot.

by stalin's swallower November 28, 2020